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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has आप reunite a zoophile with his प्रिय horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when आप do the "right" thing, आप often end up making people's lives worse. आप give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with आप to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who आप helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's सेकंड life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them द्वारा confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled द्वारा the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

posted by Canada24

It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror फिल्में claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR और effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till अगला time.. I'll give another लेख after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

चोटी, शीर्ष 30 Nostalgia Critic कोट्स

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did आप say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see आप as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing आप to do something आप don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I कहा आप had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are आप honestly telling...

चोटी, शीर्ष ten action फिल्में where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's और than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die अगला to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

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चोटी, शीर्ष ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But आप like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once आप start, आप never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK या BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I प्यार ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song द्वारा them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

5 things wrong with modern Spongebob

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..

#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..

#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..

#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..

#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what और Slipknot songs need to be like

posted by Canada24

Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the कड़वा pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But आप asked me to प्यार आप and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to प्यार आप and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

ऐमिनैम - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on आप not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as आप say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving आप a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

------------------------------------------------------------------

I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

-------------------------------------------------------------------...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, आप cannot kill what आप did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

:D :D

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

posted by Canada24

Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

posted by Canada24

An Canadian brony, who's become farely लोकप्रिय over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, या insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being और relatable..

And...

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चोटी, शीर्ष ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil:

posted by Canada24

Carnotaurus

#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When आप think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only दिखाना respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair या just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed द्वारा rocks Aladar's फ्रेंड्स caused to fall on it.....

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

posted by Canada24

DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true रंग and betrays Niko द्वारा trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling मांद, डेन in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...

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Hellsing 8

posted by Canada24

Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, या well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I कहा before, I can't say I was serprised द्वारा Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE: Dragon ball Z abridged season 2

posted by Canada24

Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, द्वारा giving over the चोटी, शीर्ष sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...

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चोटी, शीर्ष ten songs I hate as a REAL song, but प्यार as an instrumental

posted by Canada24

#1: मेटालिका - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental या not instrumental. This song still fits the शीर्षक of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have आप heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I प्यार both versions of the...

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Spoof of कपकेक and इंद्रधनुष Factory (rated M)... Created द्वारा myself

posted by Canada24

STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I दिखाना how things COULD of gone.."

Our story begins when the young mare इंद्रधनुष Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...