From an email. Enjoy!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... आप do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver घर is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
You can throw a rock and hit three स्टारबक्स locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
You can exploit almost any natural resource आप can think of.
It's a downhill run to...