"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are आप gonna teach when आप fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - प्यार the hair. It just screams सड़क, स्ट्रीट urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made आप Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty या something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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