[Posted for pinjas and re-posted here :)]

I hate doing these since they have nothing to do with the spot, but after a महीना of being AWOL I figured I pretty much had no choice.

So, here it goes.

Dear फ्रेंड्स (and people who aren't my friends, please आप creepy stalkers GTFO nobody likes आप and this is serious and emotional and its already embarassing enough already so stop making it worse serioously आप freaks),
Sorry I've been gone for like ever.
Truth be told, I've been having some serious friend and family issues, and I have to be honest with you; I never really felt like coming on to talk to...