From an ई मेल I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. आप need it down. आप don’t hear us complaining about आप leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what आप want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable जवाब to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if आप want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we कहा 6 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all टिप्पणियाँ become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If आप think you’re fat, आप probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we कहा can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes आप sad या angry, we meant the other one.
14. You can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it done. Not both. If आप already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever आप have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. कद्दू is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and आप say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know आप are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If आप ask a सवाल आप don’t want an answer to, expect an answer आप don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything आप wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless आप are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, या Cars.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. You have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank आप for पढ़ना this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the सोफ़ा, सोफे tonight, but did आप know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. आप need it down. आप don’t hear us complaining about आप leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what आप want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable जवाब to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if आप want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we कहा 6 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all टिप्पणियाँ become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If आप think you’re fat, आप probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we कहा can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes आप sad या angry, we meant the other one.
14. You can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it done. Not both. If आप already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever आप have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. कद्दू is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and आप say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know आप are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If आप ask a सवाल आप don’t want an answer to, expect an answer आप don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything आप wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless आप are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, या Cars.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. You have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank आप for पढ़ना this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the सोफ़ा, सोफे tonight, but did आप know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.