From an ई मेल I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO बिस्तर

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- आप take her to बिस्तर and tell her a story.

At 18 -- आप tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- आप don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells आप a story and takes आप to bed.

At 48 -- She tells आप a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- आप stay in बिस्तर to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If आप take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???