From an ई मेल I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten द्वारा his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, आप must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for और than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless आप actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free बीयर, बियर in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, आप may always ask the score of the game in progress, but आप may never ask who's playing.

7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical समुद्र तट ... and it's delivered द्वारा a topless supermodel ... and it's free.

8) फ्रेंड्स don't let फ्रेंड्स wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- आप didn't see nothin'.

10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

11) आप must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was आप who secretly set it on आग and threw it into a ceiling fan.

12) If आप complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are आप a Sagittarius?

14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless आप are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation आप need.