हे everybody. Welcome to the Roast of Stan Lee. I'm your host Will Eisner. हे isn't it funny how our हीरोस are all studs with a simple mask and cape, not crazy hardware and tentacles and big boobs? And don't आप प्यार how many girlfriends our hero gets? One after the other after the other. Our Mary Jane puts up with it. The secretary? She helps out the Spirit all दिन long even though she knows she's not his only one. And our villians? That's Marvel people. Up and down. ETHOS, PATHOS, a bunch of bald old tubbies with no spine! And look at how creative Marvel is! After we kill them off one...