क्रिस्मस with the Joker

Through 70 years of publication, बैटमैन has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This लेख has been rated pg13, and should not be read द्वारा anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when बैटमैन is written द्वारा Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, आप the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...

I glanced around the old mansion for quite some time. I'd ask a सवाल about a broken pot या a portrait. Art still fascinates me today. I guess it got annoying, since Catwoman slapped me with the whip. "Stop pestering, Strike." She said. "Your room is at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the stairs. Come back down when you're done." She seemed pretty mad. This made me suspicious. I shrugged it off and went to the staircase.

Looking up, I could tell it was pretty tall. Tall, and dusty. I pulled out my inhaler and began the climb upwards. This mansion, I guessed, must've had three stories. I passed a middle level...

Venom: Hi we're a Marvel
Two-Face: And we're a DC.
Venom: We express allegience to the symbiote
Two-Face: And we like to leave things to chance
Venom: We were awesome in that lame Parker guy's movie
Two-Face: And we...know that आप owe over 400 million people nine dollars and whatever they paid for concessions.
Venom: Eckhart ruining an exchange of dialogue. And I thought I saw everything.
Two-Face: You're right. Much better to watch the master let Donna boss him around for twenty मिनटों and then throw another fit when he works up the nerve to say boo big red.
Venom: Who in the hell puts Two-Face...