Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in अंतरिक्ष
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find सुपरमैन III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is at his core.
League: Do आप understand that once getting hit with Richard Pryor's stuff, he couldn't just put his evil personality in a ब्रीफ़केस in the closet?
Symbiote: That's right! We all have a choice!
League: LAME!!!

Right then, STEROIDS and the GREEK SYSTEM approach.

Steroids look at the symbiote,
as the Greek System looks at the League of Shadows.

They pause and stare at each other for several seconds.

Steroids: Greek System?
Greek: What bro?
Steroids: ...Nothing. Let's go do shoots at Kappa.
Greek: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!