What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth आप can’t refute!
Nothing सूट्स me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the जैकेट and tie,
That कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing सूट्स ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue या black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If आप please....
What would आप do if आप had to choose
Between your सूट्स and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would आप say,
If आप gave your सूट्स away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would आप pick,
One million chicks
या a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop आप right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing सूट्स the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot....
