- not being able to tell if there is a मकड़ी running down your leg या just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let आप use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether आप use the “hot” या “cold” tap

-your खाना staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic आग danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 फिल्में just so आप have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the समुद्र तट is too hot to walk on anyway

-buying the last box of Golden Gaytimes from Woolies

-volunteering at a Bunnings barbecue and empathizing with the sausages and onions

-having to choose between not drinking tea/coffee या overheating

-spending the entire दिन in the dark with the curtains drawn because आप can’t afford to use electricity

-burning yourself on the seatbelt buckle

-impromptu pool parties. every day.

-the power goes out at 2pm because everyone within a 200km radius of आप has their air conditioning on full blast

-you could probably fry an egg on the roof of your car

-all आप want for क्रिस्मस is rain