I had a friend, back when I was in high school, her grandmother gave her some old पुस्तकें to read. द्वारा happenstance these पुस्तकें were old Linda Goodman ज्योतिष ones. Three of them to be exact. Venus Trines at Midnight(Astrological verses about Lions, Rams, Bulls, Twins, Archers, other Sun Signs and you) was one of them. Here is a poem from that book.
Throw a Little Neptune In with the Image (Linda Goodman)
I've learned a lot
from these last few political campaigns
and if I ever try to make it
as the first woman President
running on the ज्योतिष ticket
the Mad Ave agency I want
is the one responsible for those Volkswagen ads
I always trus them
They start out telling आप their goofs
and how they fall behind a Rolls Royce
but if I were running the office
of your wife, concubine, mistress, friend या pal
I'm not so sure about that VW direct approach
आप can't use the same firm for private relations
आप use for public relations
I'd probably hire that other outfit
the one that makes आप wonder
"Does she या doesn't she?"
Then आप wouldn't know
if I do
till I have
Throw a Little Neptune In with the Image (Linda Goodman)
I've learned a lot
from these last few political campaigns
and if I ever try to make it
as the first woman President
running on the ज्योतिष ticket
the Mad Ave agency I want
is the one responsible for those Volkswagen ads
I always trus them
They start out telling आप their goofs
and how they fall behind a Rolls Royce
but if I were running the office
of your wife, concubine, mistress, friend या pal
I'm not so sure about that VW direct approach
आप can't use the same firm for private relations
आप use for public relations
I'd probably hire that other outfit
the one that makes आप wonder
"Does she या doesn't she?"
Then आप wouldn't know
if I do
till I have