I nominate!

()=L <>=Misa \/=Light -=no one ~=Everyone
(Doing some research on his PC)
<Hey L>
(Hi Misa)
<Where's Light???>
(Yanks on chain)
(Right here)
\Hi Misa/
<Hi Light>
-A wet trumpet like sound is heard-
~Uhmmm~
\Who um broke wind um no way to make that sound right/
<Stand in utter shock>
(Gets back to work)
<Still in utter shock>
\That wasn't me/
<I AM A LADY!!!!!>
\<L...>/
(Hmm..What is it)
<Did you...>
(Did I what?)
\Did आप fart?/
(Ignores)
<He couldn't have>
-Another low pitched tuba like sound is heard-
\Alright who had spoiled beans for breakfast?/
<In utter shock again>
-Heard multiple times again-
(Ummm...)
\L.../
<WHERE THE FRIK DID YOUR MANNERS GO एल IF आप EVEN HAD ANY!!!!!>
(Ummm...)
<LLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!>
(Excuse me.....)
-Screen goes black and आप hear punching lots and lots of punching.,.and kicking...-
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