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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and कहा "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant कहा "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice कहा "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant कहा "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice कहा "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant कहा "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice कहा "What?"

Tarrant कहा "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice कहा "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant कहा "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice कहा "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant कहा "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue स्विमिंग सूट to Alice. Tarrant कहा "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant कहा "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice कहा "I got on this गुलाबी floating hat."

Tarrant कहा "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice कहा "Yes sir."

The Dormouse कहा "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant कहा "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit कहा "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She कहा "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He कहा "That's wonderful."

Alice कहा "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant कहा "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice कहा "Um okay."

Tarrant कहा "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on चोटी, शीर्ष of each other."

Alice कहा "How cool."

Tarrant कहा "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 और hats on Alice's head. Tarrant कहा "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice कहा "Oh no."

Tarrant कहा "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse कहा "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant कहा "Really? This isn't good."

The March खरगोश, हरे कहा "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant कहा "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He कहा "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He कहा "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice कहा "Tarrant आप saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant कहा "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice कहा "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and कहा "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant कहा "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue स्विमिंग सूट got ripped apart." Alice's स्विमिंग सूट was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant कहा "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat कहा "Wrong room."

Alice कहा "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few मिनटों later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant कहा "I'm sorry that आप almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice कहा "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant कहा "And आप are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. द्वारा the way do आप feel alright? Do आप need CPR?"

Alice कहा "No."

Tarrant कहा "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice कहा "How were आप allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant कहा "I pretended to know what I was talking about."