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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? ई मेल them to me here. Anyway, आप know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. आप try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time आप start to type a word beginning with A या R, आप accidentally type Alan या Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. आप buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two सेकंड archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. आप must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. आप spend और money on buying Alan birthday presents than आप spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your फ्रेंड्स all look at आप whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. आप buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all दिन standing अगला to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. आप have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, या other Alan Rickman related names.
12. आप buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, या Nottingham.
13. आप read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call आप up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. आप read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though आप know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin हुड, डाकू Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. आप want to get into Alan's pants, even though आप know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. आप have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice आप page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has और pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, आप decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. आप paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your बिस्तर so that's he's the last person आप see when आप go to sleep and first person to see when आप wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, फिल्में of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and फिल्में influenced द्वारा Alan.
25. आप are constantly mesmerized द्वारा Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. आप spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen मिनट clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do आप like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. आप can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan फिल्में were filmed in which cities.
30. आप declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. आप find that your daily speech consists of और than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. आप measure time द्वारा the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. आप surf through the सूची of Alan फिल्में on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. आप know और about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. आप buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. आप see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and आप get all flustered, even though आप already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. आप attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston विश्वविद्यालय just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and आप can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. आप find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet आप decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. आप read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask आप who the king of England is, and आप say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask आप who the wealthiest person in the world is, and आप say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask आप to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and आप say, "Kevin Costner."
43. आप buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. आप officially change your birthdate so that your ज्योतिष sign will be और compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. आप ditch your education and job, and हटाइए to लंडन to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your फ्रेंड्स begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and आप ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are आप sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. आप buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your फ्रेंड्स refuse to take आप to showings of प्यार Actually, for fear आप might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The हार is mine, bitch! The हार is mine!"
49. आप make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when आप walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, आप know that he's referring to you.
50. आप spend और money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than आप do on food.
51. आप have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so आप can hear thirty सेकंड्स of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because आप tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your दिल out with a spoon!"
55. आप actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. आप can सूची द्वारा name और than four संगीत CDs (yes, that's right, four संगीत compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. आप actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A मछली sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When प्यार Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. आप nearly die of shock whenever आप hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. आप nearly die of happiness whenever आप hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and आप have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. आप have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because आप think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night आप listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. आप learn to play the पियानो in order to accomplish the above.
65. आप can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. आप pride yourself on the fact that आप can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. आप can correctly identify an Alan movie द्वारा the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. आप can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. फ्रेंड्स mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With प्यार with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in प्यार Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. आप are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and फिल्में like Moulin Rouge, which does not तारा, स्टार your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but आप can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. आप are the लेखक of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other प्रशंसकों boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but आप only laugh in their face, because आप believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying आप can recite Alan's filmography is like saying आप can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening आप press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. आप have enough Alan autographs to वॉलपेपर up your room.
77. आप read lists like these and get depressed, because आप haven't done two या three of these things, and आप feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, आप buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, आप buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. आप learn how to tango just in case one दिन आप and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed द्वारा S_k. Thanks!)
80. आप hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed द्वारा Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. आप plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when आप say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that आप want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, आप fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your फ्रेंड्स have lists of words that आप associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so आप won't talk about him. आप talk about him anyway.
85. आप make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted द्वारा Eden! Thanks!)
86. आप post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every दिन आप wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. आप hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed द्वारा Petra. Thanks!)
90. आप are a lesbian but are still in प्यार with Alan and dress up like Snape at हैलोवीन for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed द्वारा Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. आप can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply द्वारा hearing the संगीत that overlays the credits.(Contributed द्वारा Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" और than 10 times, even though it makes आप want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed द्वारा Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and आप see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and आप literally jump because for a moment आप think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed द्वारा Satai. Thanks!)
94. When आप go out with कहा friend and आप start silently counting the मिनटों until आप can get back घर to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed द्वारा Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. आप download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling आप how depressed he is and that आप can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how आप could make him feel better. (Contributed द्वारा Simone. Thanks!)
96. आप start dating a बिना सोचे समझे guy named Alan just so आप can say that name to someone who's kissed आप before. (Contributed द्वारा Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. आप send an ई मेल to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of आप will hit it off and अगला time you're in लंडन आप get to have रात का खाना with her and Alan. (Contributed द्वारा Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? ई मेल them to me here. Anyway, आप know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. आप try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time आप start to type a word beginning with A या R, आप accidentally type Alan या Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. आप buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two सेकंड archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. आप must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. आप spend और money on buying Alan birthday presents than आप spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your फ्रेंड्स all look at आप whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. आप buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all दिन standing अगला to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. आप have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, या other Alan Rickman related names.
12. आप buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, या Nottingham.
13. आप read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call आप up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. आप read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though आप know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin हुड, डाकू Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. आप want to get into Alan's pants, even though आप know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. आप have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice आप page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has और pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, आप decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. आप paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your बिस्तर so that's he's the last person आप see when आप go to sleep and first person to see when आप wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, फिल्में of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and फिल्में influenced द्वारा Alan.
25. आप are constantly mesmerized द्वारा Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. आप spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen मिनट clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do आप like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. आप can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan फिल्में were filmed in which cities.
30. आप declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. आप find that your daily speech consists of और than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. आप measure time द्वारा the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. आप surf through the सूची of Alan फिल्में on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. आप know और about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. आप buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. आप see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and आप get all flustered, even though आप already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. आप attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston विश्वविद्यालय just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and आप can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. आप find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet आप decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. आप read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask आप who the king of England is, and आप say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask आप who the wealthiest person in the world is, and आप say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask आप to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and आप say, "Kevin Costner."
43. आप buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. आप officially change your birthdate so that your ज्योतिष sign will be और compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. आप ditch your education and job, and हटाइए to लंडन to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your फ्रेंड्स begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and आप ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are आप sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. आप buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your फ्रेंड्स refuse to take आप to showings of प्यार Actually, for fear आप might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The हार is mine, bitch! The हार is mine!"
49. आप make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when आप walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, आप know that he's referring to you.
50. आप spend और money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than आप do on food.
51. आप have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so आप can hear thirty सेकंड्स of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because आप tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your दिल out with a spoon!"
55. आप actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. आप can सूची द्वारा name और than four संगीत CDs (yes, that's right, four संगीत compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. आप actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A मछली sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When प्यार Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. आप nearly die of shock whenever आप hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. आप nearly die of happiness whenever आप hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and आप have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. आप have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because आप think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night आप listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. आप learn to play the पियानो in order to accomplish the above.
65. आप can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. आप pride yourself on the fact that आप can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. आप can correctly identify an Alan movie द्वारा the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. आप can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. फ्रेंड्स mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With प्यार with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in प्यार Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. आप are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and फिल्में like Moulin Rouge, which does not तारा, स्टार your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but आप can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. आप are the लेखक of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other प्रशंसकों boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but आप only laugh in their face, because आप believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying आप can recite Alan's filmography is like saying आप can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening आप press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. आप have enough Alan autographs to वॉलपेपर up your room.
77. आप read lists like these and get depressed, because आप haven't done two या three of these things, and आप feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, आप buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, आप buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. आप learn how to tango just in case one दिन आप and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed द्वारा S_k. Thanks!)
80. आप hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed द्वारा Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. आप plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when आप say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that आप want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, आप fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your फ्रेंड्स have lists of words that आप associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so आप won't talk about him. आप talk about him anyway.
85. आप make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted द्वारा Eden! Thanks!)
86. आप post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every दिन आप wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. आप hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed द्वारा Petra. Thanks!)
90. आप are a lesbian but are still in प्यार with Alan and dress up like Snape at हैलोवीन for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed द्वारा Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. आप can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply द्वारा hearing the संगीत that overlays the credits.(Contributed द्वारा Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" और than 10 times, even though it makes आप want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed द्वारा Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and आप see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and आप literally jump because for a moment आप think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed द्वारा Satai. Thanks!)
94. When आप go out with कहा friend and आप start silently counting the मिनटों until आप can get back घर to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed द्वारा Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. आप download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling आप how depressed he is and that आप can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how आप could make him feel better. (Contributed द्वारा Simone. Thanks!)
96. आप start dating a बिना सोचे समझे guy named Alan just so आप can say that name to someone who's kissed आप before. (Contributed द्वारा Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. आप send an ई मेल to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of आप will hit it off and अगला time you're in लंडन आप get to have रात का खाना with her and Alan. (Contributed द्वारा Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
