Finn: Glob Jake! I'm starving! I want....
Jake: It's adventure time! *does a Derp face and pushes his jowls up his ears*
Finn: Don't EVER do that again. That *says in a corny way* "It's adventure time!" Saying is pissing me off. Jake, I'm 17. You're.....I don't even know.
Jake:.........you don't need to. That well that is....*chuckles darkly and grins like Ice King*
Finn: Alright then.....*rolls eyes* Want to go to the कैन्डी Kingdom and eat some thing.
Jake: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a girl.....*pulls out a tutu and wears it* Do I look pretty?
Finn: No टिप्पणी दे Jake. Just no comment.
Jake: *throws it off* I was just horsing around anyways......like fun stuff horsing around.
Finn: Yeah I know. Stretch into some animal and whatever.
Jake: Fine Mr. Rude and Moody. *turns into a cheetah* Grab on!
*A SUPER-FAST AWESOMENESS सेकंड LATER😝*
Jake: Well, we're here. And--OH MY GLOBBIT TATTOOS!
Finn: Wait आप have tattoos? *screams like a little girl*
Jake: ??????? Finn, get the demon sword that आप always randomly pull out in stupid situations right now and आप always change it. *does crappy face and turns into normal Jake*
Finn: *calms down* Okay.....come on Finn. Don't be a baby.....
(DUMBEST FLASHBACK EVER ALERT😖)
Baby Finn: I'm a tough baby who's gonna पंच your buns! पंच ya buns! If your an evil which I'll पंच आप for fun! And I'm gonna be so awesome and....and...
Joshua: हे Son, time for medicine! *pulls out giant vaccine thing*
Baby Finn: NO DADDY! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! *blows up whole house*
Joshua: His power level have risen! Crap-a-doodles! *runs* Can't catch me now! ALALALALA!
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Finn: Yeah, I watch way too much Dragon Ball Z. *readies sword* Who are you, thingy in the bushes?
??????: .........Nobody important.....
END OF CHAPTER 1!
Jake: It's adventure time! *does a Derp face and pushes his jowls up his ears*
Finn: Don't EVER do that again. That *says in a corny way* "It's adventure time!" Saying is pissing me off. Jake, I'm 17. You're.....I don't even know.
Jake:.........you don't need to. That well that is....*chuckles darkly and grins like Ice King*
Finn: Alright then.....*rolls eyes* Want to go to the कैन्डी Kingdom and eat some thing.
Jake: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a girl.....*pulls out a tutu and wears it* Do I look pretty?
Finn: No टिप्पणी दे Jake. Just no comment.
Jake: *throws it off* I was just horsing around anyways......like fun stuff horsing around.
Finn: Yeah I know. Stretch into some animal and whatever.
Jake: Fine Mr. Rude and Moody. *turns into a cheetah* Grab on!
*A SUPER-FAST AWESOMENESS सेकंड LATER😝*
Jake: Well, we're here. And--OH MY GLOBBIT TATTOOS!
Finn: Wait आप have tattoos? *screams like a little girl*
Jake: ??????? Finn, get the demon sword that आप always randomly pull out in stupid situations right now and आप always change it. *does crappy face and turns into normal Jake*
Finn: *calms down* Okay.....come on Finn. Don't be a baby.....
(DUMBEST FLASHBACK EVER ALERT😖)
Baby Finn: I'm a tough baby who's gonna पंच your buns! पंच ya buns! If your an evil which I'll पंच आप for fun! And I'm gonna be so awesome and....and...
Joshua: हे Son, time for medicine! *pulls out giant vaccine thing*
Baby Finn: NO DADDY! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! *blows up whole house*
Joshua: His power level have risen! Crap-a-doodles! *runs* Can't catch me now! ALALALALA!
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Finn: Yeah, I watch way too much Dragon Ball Z. *readies sword* Who are you, thingy in the bushes?
??????: .........Nobody important.....
END OF CHAPTER 1!
