लेखन Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes आप laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes आप laugh the most. If आप found a funny pic please post it and please टिप्पणी दे on the pictures.
Now like I've कहा we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

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The plot for my unnamed story

posted by deathchick9

Syayuki Kimihiro,is a normal Japaneses high school girl trying to find her place and make friends,but when she was 5 she was taken from her home,she has many nightmares about this event even after 11 years,These nightmares consist of demons monsters and gargoyles.Her family says that it's normal sines she was found unconscious with no memories of this horrible event,now she has episodes where she has excruciating chest pain till she falls unconscious.Her mother being a doctor was able to make a vaccine for her but it only works for one day.Suddenly four new students appear making her episodes and nightmares worse.As if that's not bad enough now there are strange marks on her left wrist that hurt like hell.Do these new students have something to do with it and why is the leader constantly flirting with her?

Darkened Bliss: 3rd and 4th page - Chapter One

posted by Heya

या was someone threatening me? Signs of threats weren’t the ones I had.
Maybe just warnings.
    “Glorious, Have आप ever, had signs before? आप know, like something warning आप not to go on या go some place?” I asked myself. I shivered in the coldness of my room. I liked it cold.
    “I don’t understand you,” a voice rang to my left. There, in the middle of my doorway, stood Looi, my older brother. He was leaning on the door frame.
    “Hey, do आप mind? I’m getting ready. Don’t आप have your own bathroom?” I asked...

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A poem; Humanly Mistakes

posted by InnocentNoMore

Feel like falling,
    but sure to stand fast.
Feel like letting go,
    but afraid of the rash,
Feel like giving up,
    but afraid to sleep,
Want to jump,
    but afraid to of falling off way to deep.
Sometimes life takes me in weird directions,
    but knowing me, its all imperfections.
Sometimes emotions बादल every single thought,
    and knowing my actions, I’m here to rot.
Forever will my mistakes continue to haunt me,
    standing here, I now see.
What if things could be different अगला time?
    Would it then, take a lifetime?

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Ripped Chapter One

posted by amethyst44

The one thing that never freaked me out before was when the teacher got mad at us, especially Mr. Donnahue. But watching him shred up each and every paper that he touched on that dumb डेस्क of his...well...it made me shiver a bit.
That's when I saw it; my paper, neatly written in my cursive writting, only with गुलाबी gel pen instead of the standard pencil. Under my desk, I crossed my fingers, hoping, waiting, praying. I shut my eyes.
Then I heard it; riiiiiip.
I opened my eyes, blinking as I followed Mr. Donnahue's hands, which held my torn paper, throw the scraps over the edge and into the trash...

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A Passage from my Manga; Naoko: Hero of the Seas

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

(Before आप read this, remember that this character is a student at a sailing school, and can fly.)

I woke up. It was cloudy. The green sea went into ginormus waves the size of sharks. I went outside.
My नाव was shaking in the weather, and it was all wet. I sailed it anyways. I grabbed the steer, raised the anchor, and went out.
The sea was hard on me. The waves pulled my white, small, wooden नाव up and down the great seas. I felt great. I felt brave. I felt calm.
Rain started to fall down as the clouds got darker. It was amazing. The wind blew...

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Still of the night ch.21

posted by TeamRosalieHale

21: Every Famous Last Word

IT continued to follow the trail of the carriage-leaving Canada, coming back to the states, through Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota. IT sensed the trail went different from north but IT was not entirely sure which way.
Master watched and occasionally offered praise to IT, always reminding IT to get the blonde, alive, bringing her to master. Along the way, IT killed a stray vampire here या there, master smiling the whole time at the mess.
Oblivious to the danger that was closing in fast, the carriage marched on to Ohio, darkness had settled in, Tristan was sound...

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Still of the night ch.20

posted by TeamRosalieHale

20: प्यार Remains the Same

It was early morning the अगला day; Tristan had woken shortly before the sun, though he appeared quite different from the golden-haired blue eyed god Rosalie had seen: his hair was dark brown, his eyes a hazel color with a tad of green. “Today, I’m going to visit two of the ones I changed oh about seven, eight years ago. Then, we will head home, east through Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, then south to home. Sound good?”
“I feel the need to hunt” David said, bookless for the first time.
Tristan nodded. “Very well. You’ll probably be back before we are.”...

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Still of the night ch.10

posted by TeamRosalieHale

10: Hero

द्वारा then, the two had stopped fighting, though Alice was still fuming, not that Rosalie could really blame her. Once again, Alice was unsure what came next: half of her wanted to just run and run until she had left it all behind and the other wanted to stay though this was mostly to see what Rosalie meant द्वारा Jack meaning so much to her.
Tristan, Jack, Michael and David waited inside the carriage. Tristan was in no hurry and Jack would have jumped off and followed Rosalie in a second. That किस had sealed the deal and answered the सवाल that had plagued him so many years: had she...

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dunanxizzy

posted by Fangirl99

Izzy POV

It was about 12:01. I was going out to howl at the moon. When i walked outside, i saw a note. Iread it aloud.
Meet me in the woods at midnight.
love,
Your secret admirer
me:Wow,i have a secret admirer. maybe its owen. No wait, cody! no no, JUSTIN!!! या trent. What about Geoff?
I wondered all the way there. then, i tripped on a leg.
me:AHHH!
duncan: हे there babe.
izzy: what? oh, hi duncan. now, whos the secre admirer?
duncan: your looking at him.
me*laughs*okay, okay. आप got me. now, who is it?
duncan:me.
me:oh, really?duncan: uhu!
3rd person
izzy: oh, okay then are आप sure?
duncan; yes babe.
izzy: okay then
duncan: so,
izzy: आप wanna make out.
duncan:okay
*2 hours later*
*2 और hours alter*
izzy: okay well that was fun
duncan: yeah, uh, so, see आप later.
izzy:okay
duncan: yeah.cool. okay then, bye!
izzy: bye.
*15 min later*
both: I प्यार U! *start making out*

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PLEASE READ, SCHOOL EXAM PRACTISE

posted by Free_Spirit

me: sorry the name is kinda weird. Okay well i wrote this for english class, and my teacher didn't have enough room to write a proper टिप्पणी दे just that it was very busy. so um yeah tell me what आप think. Please i honestly don't mind the harsh truth. Okay here we go.
ps.Its about ancient greece, and sorry if the names are to weird

I sighed and leaned back against the wall, my hands were trembling, making it that much harder to read my book. Usually कविता calmed me down, but today was an exception. The sun was glinting through the clouds. Today was the दिन the Mykene men came to take me to Lukae...my...

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"Sometimes Goodbye is a सेकंड Chance"[Ch. 9]

posted by HarryPLover

"I could see the sorrow in his perfect blue eyes,something was wrong."

Leonardo.....Leonardo....Leonardo.I just couldn't help but melt like an ice cream cone a on a Texas summer day, as I कहा his name over and over.He was just perfect.But I still had my worries about Lulu.Leo still hasn't explained the hug to me.But I don't want to be pushy with Leo.I wasn't exactly with Leo(yet) but we were अभिनय like it.I didn't want to ask him,I wanted him to ask me.But I could tell he didn't want to break the ice.He knew I liked him but he still so nervous(it was so cute to me).I just wished he would ask already,what was holding him back from me?I certainly wasn't,so what...

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"Sometimes Goodbye Is a सेकंड Chance[Ch.6]

posted by HarryPLover

I was completely dreading the fact that I had another seven और hours until I had to face Joel for the first time since that rain incident.I was looking up at Juan's guesthouse bedroom ceiling.It was completely pitch black but yet to me,it कहा so much.It कहा how my दिल felt and how drained my brain was.The black ceiling stated exactly what I wanted to happen,for it to just stay night forever.Why did I have to go to school tomorrow?Why did I have to see that jerk and his perky,little,annoying girlfriend?I just want to stay here in this bed.

I sadly had three classes with Joel and two with...

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"Sometimes Goodbye is a Second"[Ch.4]

posted by HarryPLover

"Jaslene's Dream"

"I don't feel like going anywhere at the moment Juaney."
The दिन after everything had happened with Joel was when the fact that he really was gone set in.I began my grieving I guess आप could say.I was now really hungry for anything I could find and very moody.I could tell my mood swings were definitely getting on Juan's nerves;but Juan wouldn't leave.Juan thought I was going to do something crazy as soon as he left my side so no matter what I did या what I said,Juan wasn't leaving.
I enjoyed having his company but at the same time,I just wanted to cry and be दिल broken just for today,but with...

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Song - Never End

posted by viju

I'm talking to my friend,
She is my BFF,
And boy, are we having some fun.
We IM back and forth,
We sit on the front porch.
We talk about things on our minds.
We both hate the principal,
The staff and the admin.
At are very sucky school.
We talk about boys,
All our pets and our toys,
And what we wanna do in life.

(Chorus)
She's my BFF,
Well we hold some bets.
We smile while playing sports,
Our प्रिय things are cool shorts.
We talk back and forth
We talk on that porch.
We are bestest friends,
And that will never end.

We struggle through stupid tests,
But we always try our best.
We eat at the lunch table,
We all tell...

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when आप feel like your flying

posted by TeanRose424

have आप noticed when आप fall in प्यार it feels like your flying? I have. It the most wonderful feeling in the world. But when do आप feel it? Do आप feel it when आप fall in love, या when आप just are overfilled with joy?

Have आप ever felt it? या have आप felt anything close to it? What does it mean? Does it mean that आप have to fly away from it before your प्यार hurts you? या does it mean that your body enjoys the joy filling your body?

Tell me what आप think...

Heaven and Hell

posted by ashesandwine

I'm not sure if I'll keep this going but if I do, I'll post it on my spot and here:) I still remember posting my first story here! I after sent it to my spot where it's still going, but this was the first place and I thank आप all for receiving it:) Thanks! So I hope आप like this one too:)

"I प्यार you..." Was the last thing I heard from him, as the blade went through his throat in one gracious move. That was it... All that I had ever fought for, all that I knew and loved, लॉस्ट in one single move! I was लॉस्ट in the darkness, trap in the sorrow and blood...
"I'm sorry..." Was the last thing...

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Poem: A was an Artist

posted by emmett

A was an Artist who wasted his talent
B rode a Bicycle and was very gallant
C was a Conductor with a musical ear
D was a Drunk, addicted to beer
E climbed Mt. Everest and achieved his goal
F was a Fireman and slid down a pole
G was a Glutton and ate what he got
H was a Hunter, a very good shot
I was an Ice skater with brand new skates
J was called Jane and couldn’t pay the rates
K was a King who ruled all the land
L was a Lady, a white दस्ताना, दस्ताने on her hand
M was a Milkman who turned दूध into cheese
N was a Nanny who made the children say please
O mined Opals and sold what he got
P was a Princess who bought...

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Last part of me... chapter 1

posted by Rob_patt_fan

hey... so this is my new story... I don't like the other one! So... I started this one! don't forget 2 टिप्पणी दे and rate!

Something was missing. Something big, like my heart! I couldn't find it. I got up from my own screams. I couldn't breathe. He wasn't there to hold me in his cold hands. He wasn't there anymore. I doubted if he would ever come back. I was thinking of everything I could do to get to him. Tears came down of my face and dropped on my तकिया as I tried to stand up and go to the bathroom. Charlie was already downstairs so I hurried and made him breakfast. I didn't eat anything like...

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प्यार आप Always-Chapter 1

posted by Office_001

A little peak of sun shone in his window, yes! It was Saturday; Jake Scott loved Saturdays because these were the days when his mom, Terri, and he would go to the park for a picnic. Jake was so excited for today that he slept in his clothes though the were now wrinkled but he didn’t care. Creeping down the hall way quiet enough as to not wake his mom Jake went and made himself his प्रिय cereal. Jake usually had his mom help him get his cereal because he was seven and short that he couldn’t reach the cabinet, but he wanted to surprise his mom, he wanted to make his own breakfast today....

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The Poetic Works of C.M. Wishine

posted by OneFoggyNight

(Please do note that these are poems I wrote in like two मिनटों so yeah they might not be that great...)

***You'll never be alone***

Even through the toughest times
Someone will always be there
If आप have फ्रेंड्स
You’ll never be solo
Even if it doesn’t go right
Even if आप think आप might die
If आप have friends
You’ll make it to the end
Even though it all seems to fade
Receding in the darkest night
Having friends
Makes it all go away
Times may be bad
Times may be good
But if आप have friends
You’ll never be alone
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***No Going Back***

Believe not this lie ive told
I am not...