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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that आप just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, या downright awesome, आप just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean द्वारा this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person they are getting what they deserved to them RIGHT in the face, but it also creates a sense of comedy.

And I KNOW I've mentioned COUNTLESS times where this was done wrong because the writers were too stupid to realize that a character needs to do something wrong for this to take effect in the right way, but that really does need to be at least MENTIONED when talking about slapstick.

But when आप do it right, OH MAN do आप do it right! आप often not only see a mean and generally unlikable character having it दिया to them School Days style, but it's just so fun to watch.

I know it's been done INFINITY times and I know it's getting old at this point of time, but I can't help but at least chuckle every time I see this.

And that's why it makes #10 on this list.

#9. The Relaxing Episode

Alright, so आप have five episodes IN A ROW of hardcore fighting and a deep story. Yeah, it's cool to watch, but it also gets hard to keep on doing so.

Non-stop action and story, and trust me on this one, will ALWAYS eventually bore आप to death. So what do आप do? A Relax episode.

What I mean द्वारा that is an episode that generally has a lot of comedy in it and is there to keep a good pace in the show. I like these because not only does it give us a chance to breathe and just enjoy the दिखाना without taking in much information, but it keeps the ऐनीमे consistent and well-paced.

And there's not much else I can say on this one. I just like a good episode where I can wind down and enjoy some funny moments.

And that's why they make #9 on this list.

#8. The Past

Finally, a SERIOUS entry on this list! It's about time!

Anyways, what I'm referring to here is when a character reveals a very dark and depressing past that has scarred them to this day. This is not only EPIC AS HELL, but we also get quite a lot of character development and story here!

And don't lie, when your प्रिय character in an ऐनीमे gets some good backstory, आप GO HYPER FAN-GIRL 5,000!

And it's hard not to get completely sucked into what's happening on the screen. These moments are often done really well with some dramatic as hell संगीत in the background, and आप can bet I shed a few tears on each one.

And that's why these moments are #8 on this list.

#7. The Epic Character

आप KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! That ONE character that is such a BADASS आप can't help but fall right out of your chair whenever आप see the-

*Falls out of chair* OW!

So, yeah! A lot of ऐनीमे use this cliche and even though it's getting kind of dated, आप still gotta प्यार it. I mean, where would we be without our Kazuma Yagami? Our Kyoya Tategami, our Meta Knight, our Masquerade, and our Bass.EXE?

I don't think I have to say much more, I just like that one REALLY cool character! They're awesome, powerful, and put a sense of triumph in every ऐनीमे they appear in.

And that's why they make number 7 on this list.

#6. Swords

That literally it. Just.... Swords! I mean, आप can't have a कूलर weapon than a freaking SWORD!

I don't even know why I picked these out of all the weapons in the ऐनीमे world, they're just so awesome! And that statement is even और true in सूपरनॅचुरल anime.

Characters could be using Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, summoning monsters, they have so many options for powers!

But when आप pick a sword in a world where everyone has magical abilities and सूपरनॅचुरल powers, THEN आप ARE THE MOST EPIC BAD-ASS ON EPIC BAD-ASS AVENUE.

But द्वारा far the best type of sword is the flame sword. Words cannot possibly comprehend how epic the आग sword is.

Epic is a severe understatement. Saying it's awesome is insulting it. No word in any dictionary ever made can even come close to stating how truly amazing the flame sword is.

It takes anything and annihilates everything. Enough said.

#5. The Hopeless Moment

Now we get into the चोटी, शीर्ष 5, starting with The Hopeless Moment.

What I'm referring to when I say that is a situation in an ऐनीमे that seems like there's no solution. A part of the दिखाना that seems like आप can't do anything, and that the हीरोस have lost.

For example, let's take the सेकंड श्रेक movie. (SPOILERS FOR THE FEW PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET THAT HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE.)

In the near-end, everybody is tied up and left in a dungeon. The Prince and Fiona are already starting their dance, and it seems like there's no way out of it.

But then Gingy, being the epic bad-ass of a gingerbread he is, manages to untie everyone's chains and set our हीरोस free so they can stop the Prince from चुंबन Fiona before midnight.

........................

I can't believe I just talked about श्रेक in an ऐनीमे article. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! =D

Anyways, this isn't really JUST for ऐनीमे as आप just saw, but it's one of the better examples of how this can be handled.

The most epic part of "The Hopeless Moment" is when something miraculous happens that saves the heroes, like the earlier mentioned Gingy.

Plus, it's ALWAYS hilarious seeing the bad guy be all like "WHAT!? But I KILLED YOU! @___@" And having them being slaughtered द्वारा the hero.

And that's why The Hopeless Moment makes #5 on this list.

#4. The Funny Character

Do I even need to explain this? XD

Similar to the relaxing episode, The Funny Character not only gives a sense of comedy and relief during the middle of the serious moments, (While not actually ruining the serious moments) but it just makes the दिखाना और enjoyable.

A great example of this is Sunohara from Clannad. He's always doing silly things that make the audience laugh while never really coming off as annoying.

*COUGH COUGH प्यार HINA COUGH COUGH*

Lastly, I can't believe I put the funny character over the epic one..... Wow Jared.

Wow.

SO YEAH. With that one funny character always making the best out of the worst situations, they make #4 on this list. =D

#3. A Catchy Theme Song

HELL YEAH! I was waiting to get to this one for a LONG time.

So, theme songs. A great opportunity to not only get your viewer interested into your show, but to give them a fun and catchy song to sing to!

FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.......

All jokes aside, I प्यार a great opening. But आप know what I HATE!? When an ऐनीमे has a great theme song and downright ABANDONS it.

I know I say that a lot, but I can't help it, IT'S SO ANNOYING.

And that's all there is to say about good theme songs. They hype us up for the दिखाना and make us glad we're alive.

And that's why catchy theme songs are #3 on this list.

#2. Twists

Have आप ever watched an ऐनीमे and one part made आप go "WOAH! :O"? That's what I mean.

Twists not only offer a drastic turn in the anime's story, but often reveal a key plot-point that was earlier in the story, या just a reveal of an amazing fact.

It really keeps आप intrigued in the ऐनीमे while also telling a story, and that's harder to do than it sounds.

Plus, let's face it, twists will probably never die. And आप can't blame everyone for using it either, because twists in the story are just that effective.

And that's all I can say for this segment. They're effective and always surprise the hell out of you.

And that's why twists make #2 on this list.

#1. Secret Evil Organizations

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

Yeah, आप didn't see this one coming did you?

AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL A TWIST! =D

Seriously though, I downright प्यार these in anime. They're so mysterious, so bad-ass, and so funny ALL AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!

Some examples of this are World Three/The WWW from Megaman Network Warrior, Ragnarok from Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple, and a million others out there that are so COOL.

And that's one of the best parts of these, just how downright AWESOME they are.

They also really add a good story to the anime, and I feel that they always turn out great.

Secret evil organizations are mysterious, epic, and sometimes even funny! And that's why they're #1 on my list.

And that was my चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Cliches. Go right ahead to leave a टिप्पणी दे on your प्रिय ऐनीमे cliches in the टिप्पणियाँ below!

This is Jared signing out.
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हे THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS दिखाना NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS दिखाना IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS दिखाना IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse या in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever और worse and even और dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun या try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this अगला injury dumber and और dangerous? I tried slicing फल with a रसोई, रसोईघर चाकू while holding the फल in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. आप would think...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of आप with the flu who think आप got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, आप know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some बिना सोचे समझे Pokemon in the घास या something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, आप looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at आप like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge आप to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, आप want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as आप play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can आप help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need आप to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: आप can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than आप who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought आप went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a सुरक्षित place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do आप really या are आप just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned द्वारा Mickie
Nate: आप mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never कहा he was clean. I just कहा the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic टेलीविज़न shows, however his प्रिय character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten सेकंड्स in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before आप do this, आप should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, आप should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are आप still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the सेकंड of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed या lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his सेकंड comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see आप all अगला time
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, प्रशंसक fictions. This दिखाना had लॉस्ट of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless आप play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give आप ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities आप can do to earn आप respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The साल is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, कार्टून on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular दिखाना had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, या Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, या Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need हीरोस to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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आप know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, या at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a साल ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when आप put the two together, what do आप get?...
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever या cringe worthy प्रशंसक art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making और mistakes than...
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