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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that आप just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, या downright awesome, आप just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean द्वारा this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person they are getting what they deserved to them RIGHT in the face, but it also creates a sense of comedy.

And I KNOW I've mentioned COUNTLESS times where this was done wrong because the writers were too stupid to realize that a character needs to do something wrong for this to take effect in the right way, but that really does need to be at least MENTIONED when talking about slapstick.

But when आप do it right, OH MAN do आप do it right! आप often not only see a mean and generally unlikable character having it दिया to them School Days style, but it's just so fun to watch.

I know it's been done INFINITY times and I know it's getting old at this point of time, but I can't help but at least chuckle every time I see this.

And that's why it makes #10 on this list.

#9. The Relaxing Episode

Alright, so आप have five episodes IN A ROW of hardcore fighting and a deep story. Yeah, it's cool to watch, but it also gets hard to keep on doing so.

Non-stop action and story, and trust me on this one, will ALWAYS eventually bore आप to death. So what do आप do? A Relax episode.

What I mean द्वारा that is an episode that generally has a lot of comedy in it and is there to keep a good pace in the show. I like these because not only does it give us a chance to breathe and just enjoy the दिखाना without taking in much information, but it keeps the ऐनीमे consistent and well-paced.

And there's not much else I can say on this one. I just like a good episode where I can wind down and enjoy some funny moments.

And that's why they make #9 on this list.

#8. The Past

Finally, a SERIOUS entry on this list! It's about time!

Anyways, what I'm referring to here is when a character reveals a very dark and depressing past that has scarred them to this day. This is not only EPIC AS HELL, but we also get quite a lot of character development and story here!

And don't lie, when your प्रिय character in an ऐनीमे gets some good backstory, आप GO HYPER FAN-GIRL 5,000!

And it's hard not to get completely sucked into what's happening on the screen. These moments are often done really well with some dramatic as hell संगीत in the background, and आप can bet I shed a few tears on each one.

And that's why these moments are #8 on this list.

#7. The Epic Character

आप KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! That ONE character that is such a BADASS आप can't help but fall right out of your chair whenever आप see the-

*Falls out of chair* OW!

So, yeah! A lot of ऐनीमे use this cliche and even though it's getting kind of dated, आप still gotta प्यार it. I mean, where would we be without our Kazuma Yagami? Our Kyoya Tategami, our Meta Knight, our Masquerade, and our Bass.EXE?

I don't think I have to say much more, I just like that one REALLY cool character! They're awesome, powerful, and put a sense of triumph in every ऐनीमे they appear in.

And that's why they make number 7 on this list.

#6. Swords

That literally it. Just.... Swords! I mean, आप can't have a कूलर weapon than a freaking SWORD!

I don't even know why I picked these out of all the weapons in the ऐनीमे world, they're just so awesome! And that statement is even और true in सूपरनॅचुरल anime.

Characters could be using Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, summoning monsters, they have so many options for powers!

But when आप pick a sword in a world where everyone has magical abilities and सूपरनॅचुरल powers, THEN आप ARE THE MOST EPIC BAD-ASS ON EPIC BAD-ASS AVENUE.

But द्वारा far the best type of sword is the flame sword. Words cannot possibly comprehend how epic the आग sword is.

Epic is a severe understatement. Saying it's awesome is insulting it. No word in any dictionary ever made can even come close to stating how truly amazing the flame sword is.

It takes anything and annihilates everything. Enough said.

#5. The Hopeless Moment

Now we get into the चोटी, शीर्ष 5, starting with The Hopeless Moment.

What I'm referring to when I say that is a situation in an ऐनीमे that seems like there's no solution. A part of the दिखाना that seems like आप can't do anything, and that the हीरोस have lost.

For example, let's take the सेकंड श्रेक movie. (SPOILERS FOR THE FEW PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET THAT HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE.)

In the near-end, everybody is tied up and left in a dungeon. The Prince and Fiona are already starting their dance, and it seems like there's no way out of it.

But then Gingy, being the epic bad-ass of a gingerbread he is, manages to untie everyone's chains and set our हीरोस free so they can stop the Prince from चुंबन Fiona before midnight.

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I can't believe I just talked about श्रेक in an ऐनीमे article. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! =D

Anyways, this isn't really JUST for ऐनीमे as आप just saw, but it's one of the better examples of how this can be handled.

The most epic part of "The Hopeless Moment" is when something miraculous happens that saves the heroes, like the earlier mentioned Gingy.

Plus, it's ALWAYS hilarious seeing the bad guy be all like "WHAT!? But I KILLED YOU! @___@" And having them being slaughtered द्वारा the hero.

And that's why The Hopeless Moment makes #5 on this list.

#4. The Funny Character

Do I even need to explain this? XD

Similar to the relaxing episode, The Funny Character not only gives a sense of comedy and relief during the middle of the serious moments, (While not actually ruining the serious moments) but it just makes the दिखाना और enjoyable.

A great example of this is Sunohara from Clannad. He's always doing silly things that make the audience laugh while never really coming off as annoying.

*COUGH COUGH प्यार HINA COUGH COUGH*

Lastly, I can't believe I put the funny character over the epic one..... Wow Jared.

Wow.

SO YEAH. With that one funny character always making the best out of the worst situations, they make #4 on this list. =D

#3. A Catchy Theme Song

HELL YEAH! I was waiting to get to this one for a LONG time.

So, theme songs. A great opportunity to not only get your viewer interested into your show, but to give them a fun and catchy song to sing to!

FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.......

All jokes aside, I प्यार a great opening. But आप know what I HATE!? When an ऐनीमे has a great theme song and downright ABANDONS it.

I know I say that a lot, but I can't help it, IT'S SO ANNOYING.

And that's all there is to say about good theme songs. They hype us up for the दिखाना and make us glad we're alive.

And that's why catchy theme songs are #3 on this list.

#2. Twists

Have आप ever watched an ऐनीमे and one part made आप go "WOAH! :O"? That's what I mean.

Twists not only offer a drastic turn in the anime's story, but often reveal a key plot-point that was earlier in the story, या just a reveal of an amazing fact.

It really keeps आप intrigued in the ऐनीमे while also telling a story, and that's harder to do than it sounds.

Plus, let's face it, twists will probably never die. And आप can't blame everyone for using it either, because twists in the story are just that effective.

And that's all I can say for this segment. They're effective and always surprise the hell out of you.

And that's why twists make #2 on this list.

#1. Secret Evil Organizations

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

Yeah, आप didn't see this one coming did you?

AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL A TWIST! =D

Seriously though, I downright प्यार these in anime. They're so mysterious, so bad-ass, and so funny ALL AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!

Some examples of this are World Three/The WWW from Megaman Network Warrior, Ragnarok from Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple, and a million others out there that are so COOL.

And that's one of the best parts of these, just how downright AWESOME they are.

They also really add a good story to the anime, and I feel that they always turn out great.

Secret evil organizations are mysterious, epic, and sometimes even funny! And that's why they're #1 on my list.

And that was my चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Cliches. Go right ahead to leave a टिप्पणी दे on your प्रिय ऐनीमे cliches in the टिप्पणियाँ below!

This is Jared signing out.
(Please be advised that there's some और mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to प्यार about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why आप may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, या just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this दिखाना called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...
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(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of प्यार for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the तारा, स्टार Wars prequels were made around this time, आप can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a प्रशंसक of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a प्रशंसक of Harry Potter… the पुस्तकें anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great पुस्तकें that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, आप wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the लेखक states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? आप mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, हे Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... हे Orca.
Orca: So, आप want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for आप to teach me a new हटाइए so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's जांघिया says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few मिनटों of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five मिनटों Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, आप don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, आप can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim बंदूकों at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, या simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead द्वारा him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...
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Now, if आप know me, आप know that I watch Abridged series. One of my प्रिय would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made द्वारा TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit प्रशंसक based parody. Sonic X is owned द्वारा 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did आप hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There आप are, आप fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... आप hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill आप all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally लॉस्ट his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to दिखाना आप memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine या Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a मंच known as Something Awful, a user पोस्टेड a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The शीर्षक of the चित्र was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting और and और famous.
The...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving मिनटों Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when आप write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at द्वारा his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making आप vomit, its making आप fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met आप guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most लोकप्रिय ventril-agrgah act in the world....
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