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"Excuse me," Leafpool asked, ringing the घंटी, बेल on the main checkout counter. "Do आप have a book on the history of herbs?" Suddenly, a large book hit her head, and her फर bristled. "NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!" Brokenstar Yelled, staring at her with wild, hatred-filled eyes.
Suddenly she looked down at the book, which was titled "The History Of Herbs" द्वारा Yellowfang. " Um, thank you." She nervously said, and ran out with the book clenched in her mouth.
This was a normal दिन at the Warriors Library. With Brokenstar at the front desk, every cat that so much as breathed got a book to the head. Owlstar, the book store manager, was thinking about a new librarian...
Suddenly, Tigerstar jumped into the store, his brown and black striped pelt gleaming unnatrully. "Brokenstar, I need a book about how to rule the forest!" He proudly demanded. Brokenstar stared at him thoughtfully for a heartbeat, and then his eyes filled with hatred as he threw a book at Tigerstar. "NO TALKING!" He screamed. Tigerstar was taken aback. "Is that a way to talk to your future ruler?" Tigerstar taunted, shaking his fur. Brokenstar growled at him, then flicked his tail at the book. Tigerstar looked down at it.
"How To Be A Supreme Leader" it read, and Tigerstar stared in awe at the author. Brokenstar?! He glanced at him as the wild cat's eye twitched. "I'll go then..."
Tigerstar sprinted out of the door, making sure the book was clenched tightly in his jaws.
Brokenstar paced back and forth, muttering to himself. He never got anyone to just shut up, even though Owlstar had strictly कहा "No talking in the library". He was infuriated at this, how no cat would any longer follow his orders. I am a great leader, He thought. Why won't people listen to me?!
Suddenly, Sorrelpaw leaped into the store, bouncing happily toward the counter. "Periodicals, please!" She said, quickly dodging the heap of magazines that flew through the air at her. "STOP TALKING FOR THE SAKE OF STARCLAN!" Brokenstar pleaded, still wild-eyed. Sorrelpaw laughed. "Ha! Your funny," She taunted. Suddenly she started looking at the magazines, frowning as she could not find what she wanted. Brokenstar flicked his tail toward the Magazine isle, and she bounced through it. "Thank you," She कहा as she walked out with a copy of Cat Fancy and Justin Beiber Magazine. "Justin Beiber got a new haircut!"
Brokenstar shook his head. "She-cats," He groaned.
Then, Brambleclaw came in, strutting happily. "Hey, Brokenstar," He greeted. "I need a book on how to rule the forest."
"We don't have it, SO STOP TALKING!" He yelled, throwing a book at him.
Brambleclaw swiflty dodged the book. "Aren't आप talking द्वारा saying 'Stop Talking'?" Brambleclaw pointed out. Suddenly, Brokenstar stared at him for understanding. "Oh," He said. Brambleclaw picked up the book and chuckled. "Now it's your turn," He said, and threw the book at him. Brokenstar shook his head after the impact. "Your book is not here," He growled. Brambleclaw's eyes turned to shards of green. "Then where is it?" He growled back.
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"The first step to ruling the forest," Tigerstar chuckled. Then he stared in awe at what it read. "KILL TIGERSTAR?!" He ran away from the book, screaming like a she-cat.
BACK AT THE LIBRARY
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"Yeah, um..." Brokenstar stammered. He started pacing back and forth. "Oh just forget it," Brambleclaw said. "Just get me a copy of The Darkest Hour."
Epic win, Fireheart! XD This is द्वारा BlazetheFireDragon too! :3
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Lionblaze woke up abruptly. He sensed something stirring in the air. It felt as if it was breathing down his neck. He turned around to find Ivypool. "Oh, sorry. I'm a heavy sleeper," she said.
He still felt funny. When he looked outside the den, he saw something shine. Lionblaze padded out of the den. "Wake up," Ivypool told Foxleap, "There's something up with Lionblaze"
It took Foxleap a while to get up from his dream about lollipops and bunnies. The two young Warriors padded out of the den. They stood right behind Lionblaze, who never noticed them.
Lionblaze saw a इंद्रधनुष fly by. "But that's...
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Berrynose goes missing and Lionblaze is sent to find him...AMAZED at what he finds.
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Onother video i uploaded, i fell uploadistic! द्वारा Sn00kumsgal. :3
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Chapter 14: Entering the Tribe Part 2: ...Everything else...

"I know, like, Omigosh! He's kyewt!!!!!"

Stormfur had heard that she-cat called Brook talk like that the whole trip to the camp. The mountains were all hard, and...ugh! He had to admit that it needed a LOT of remodeling.

They made it to the mountain, seeing all those बिल्ली talking in that STRANGE language.

"Hey, every--"

"Brambleclaw, Brambleclaw!" Stormfur interrupted. "I got this."

Stormfur padded to the center of the clearing, lifting his paw in a greeting, as he had seen the Tribe बिल्ली do. "Hao!"

The Tribe बिल्ली look up, hearing a strange...
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Chapter 13: Entering The Tribe: Part 1, Invasion


Squirrelpaw looks at a large waterfall. "Wow! Waterslide!"

Brambleclaw exclaims. "No! Too dangerous!"

She scoffs. "Who are you, my father?"

Brambleclaw is taken aback. "What right do आप have to compare me to your father?"

"Plenty! Now, I'm going on the waterslide!"

"NO!"

Squirrelpaw has no sense of commonness, so she slides down the waterfall with everyone else behind, because they're jealous that she's going on.

Stormfur raises his forepaws in the air. "This is awesome!!!!"

Feathertail rolls her eyes. "You're embarrassing me, again."

"Feathertail likes...
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Chapter 11: आप Go Across the Border to Look at Wood?!




"What are we going to do?!"

Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.

"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.

The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.

"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"

"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"

"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"

The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.

"Oh." the female groaned,...
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Firestar is Going Crazy




Firestar led the patrol farther out into the forest. He was sure that all the things that were happening around here were just coincidental.

"The last thing I need right now is..."

Then, the ground started to shake as a पेड़ toppled over in the distance. After the thunder rumble, Firestar screamed like a little she-cat and jumped in the air.

"EARTHQUAKE!"

"Firestar!" Sandstorm meowed. "What are आप meowing about? It was just another पेड़ falling!"

"Why do आप sound so optimistic about it?" he retorted, his फर lying back again.

"I don't," she replied coolly, "but you're acting...
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Bluestar Takes Charge



"You toms are idiots!"

The three toms in the last chapter had returned, only to be scolded द्वारा Bluestar. Lionheart and Swiftpaw had their paws behind their backs, and Oakheart was holding an ice pack over his head.

"We just wanted to have fun!"

"You've just tormented those cats!" Bluestar yowled.

"My head hurts, Bluestar!" Oakheart groaned.

Giving into his handsomeness, she removed the ice pack from his head, revealing an ugly bump from the camera. She bent down and kissed her mate's head; Oakheart surprisingly relaxed.

Lionheart and Swiftpaw sniggered as Oakheart had a love-struck...
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DO NOT READ IF आप HAVEN'T READ UP TO MOONRISE!!!!! MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!!!!!







Feathertail is Tested in StarClan



DJ Oakie-Heartie set up the tracks for another long night at his golden mansion. His brother, Crookedstar, was supervising him, so that he wouldn't use the surround sound system.

"Why are आप watching me like that?" he yowled. "I'm not a kit anymore! Besides, I'm older than you!"

As the संगीत started for the night, Crookedstar's feelings were hurt. He did not see any compassion in his brother for all he had done to protect him. It just wasn't fair.

Saturday द्वारा Basshunter was playing in...
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Firestar helps Sandstorm




Several weeks passed since Firestar saw 2012, and he got और and और paranoid. He had nightmares for days, and he couldn't get the तस्वीरें out of his head. It was all so intense!

"Firestar," Sandstorm murmured, "are आप okay?"

His फर was matted as if he hadn't groomed it in a moon. "I don't know. Everything that's happening is so odd."

"Do आप think StarClan holds the जवाब to what's going on?" she whispered, pressing against him.

"I don't know..." he sighed. "But, I do know this..."

He cleared his throat.

Then, Jamaican संगीत starts playing out of nowhere. Sandstorm looks...
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Explanaitions...With a Spoiler Flashback



"Cinderpelt...you've got some 'splaining to do!"

"What are आप meowing about?" Cinderpelt spat.

"What just happened?!" Firestar yowled.

"I told you, Dad!" Leafpaw sighed. "It's the end of the world!"

"You're making up such nonsense!" he protested. "The world can't end!"

"Well, the world's not ending!" Cinderpelt meowed. "But something's coming."

"Let me guess," he started, speaking really fast. "The economy of the Twolegs has dropped to an all-time low and there's anarchy, a beloved leader die, and they set off bombs, the overload of Twoleg rubbish is in the...
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Scourge is gullible and thinks he has 9 lives
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द्वारा USSDaedalus. Skipped parts 1,2, and 3, though
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द्वारा Bloodstainedblade
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