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"Excuse me," Leafpool asked, ringing the घंटी, बेल on the main checkout counter. "Do आप have a book on the history of herbs?" Suddenly, a large book hit her head, and her फर bristled. "NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!" Brokenstar Yelled, staring at her with wild, hatred-filled eyes.
Suddenly she looked down at the book, which was titled "The History Of Herbs" द्वारा Yellowfang. " Um, thank you." She nervously said, and ran out with the book clenched in her mouth.
This was a normal दिन at the Warriors Library. With Brokenstar at the front desk, every cat that so much as breathed got a book to the head. Owlstar, the book store manager, was thinking about a new librarian...
Suddenly, Tigerstar jumped into the store, his brown and black striped pelt gleaming unnatrully. "Brokenstar, I need a book about how to rule the forest!" He proudly demanded. Brokenstar stared at him thoughtfully for a heartbeat, and then his eyes filled with hatred as he threw a book at Tigerstar. "NO TALKING!" He screamed. Tigerstar was taken aback. "Is that a way to talk to your future ruler?" Tigerstar taunted, shaking his fur. Brokenstar growled at him, then flicked his tail at the book. Tigerstar looked down at it.
"How To Be A Supreme Leader" it read, and Tigerstar stared in awe at the author. Brokenstar?! He glanced at him as the wild cat's eye twitched. "I'll go then..."
Tigerstar sprinted out of the door, making sure the book was clenched tightly in his jaws.
Brokenstar paced back and forth, muttering to himself. He never got anyone to just shut up, even though Owlstar had strictly कहा "No talking in the library". He was infuriated at this, how no cat would any longer follow his orders. I am a great leader, He thought. Why won't people listen to me?!
Suddenly, Sorrelpaw leaped into the store, bouncing happily toward the counter. "Periodicals, please!" She said, quickly dodging the heap of magazines that flew through the air at her. "STOP TALKING FOR THE SAKE OF STARCLAN!" Brokenstar pleaded, still wild-eyed. Sorrelpaw laughed. "Ha! Your funny," She taunted. Suddenly she started looking at the magazines, frowning as she could not find what she wanted. Brokenstar flicked his tail toward the Magazine isle, and she bounced through it. "Thank you," She कहा as she walked out with a copy of Cat Fancy and Justin Beiber Magazine. "Justin Beiber got a new haircut!"
Brokenstar shook his head. "She-cats," He groaned.
Then, Brambleclaw came in, strutting happily. "Hey, Brokenstar," He greeted. "I need a book on how to rule the forest."
"We don't have it, SO STOP TALKING!" He yelled, throwing a book at him.
Brambleclaw swiflty dodged the book. "Aren't आप talking द्वारा saying 'Stop Talking'?" Brambleclaw pointed out. Suddenly, Brokenstar stared at him for understanding. "Oh," He said. Brambleclaw picked up the book and chuckled. "Now it's your turn," He said, and threw the book at him. Brokenstar shook his head after the impact. "Your book is not here," He growled. Brambleclaw's eyes turned to shards of green. "Then where is it?" He growled back.
BACK AT SHADOWCLAN
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"The first step to ruling the forest," Tigerstar chuckled. Then he stared in awe at what it read. "KILL TIGERSTAR?!" He ran away from the book, screaming like a she-cat.
BACK AT THE LIBRARY
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"Yeah, um..." Brokenstar stammered. He started pacing back and forth. "Oh just forget it," Brambleclaw said. "Just get me a copy of The Darkest Hour."
Randomness in StarClan:
In the mood of लेखन something based on the new book coming out, Crookedstar's Promise...

Willowbreeze: Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (looks up from पढ़ना Crookedstar's Promise) *sighs* I can't read a decent book that isn't even in stores yet! What, honey-shnookums?
Willowbreeze: There's a package for you!
Crookedstar: Send it over!
(Package is sent flying and Crookedstar grabs it with super reflexes)
Crookedstar: Thanx, babe!
Willowbreeze: I have to go to a bridge game. See आप tonight!
(Crookedstar is alone in his super-house)
Crookedstar: I wonder what it is...?
Adress: Place...
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Chapter 12: StarClan Help Me


PRESENT DAY...

"Feathertail, wake up."

The silver tabby opened her eyes. "Where am I?"

"Don't आप remember? You're in StarClan."

Feathertail sighed. "That's right." She saw her mother looking at her. "Why am I up?" She stayed at the party till 5:00 in the morning. "It feels like I've only been asleep for five seconds!"

"There's no need to dream, here," Silverstream mewed. "But, it's 10:00."

"But--why am I up?" she repeated.

Silverstream purred. "It's Sunday: Prayer Answering Day. Now, wash up, and follow me to Yellowfang's cottage."...


Everyone arrives at Yellowfang's cottage....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Riding the केला, केले Boat




The sun was high in the sky. Five बिल्ली were travelling drowsily down a mountain towards the setting sun.

A ginger she-cat groaned. "I wanna go home!"

"We're on our way home, Squirrelpaw," a dark tabby tom murmured, pressing against her. "Then you'll see ThunderClan again."

"If the Clans are even there," a gray-black tom growled.

The tortoiseshell she-cat whispered in the tabby tom's ear. "He's still upset because of Feathertail's death, Brambleclaw. Don't pay the least attention to his side comments."

"Tawnypelt, we can all admit we're tired."

"My pads hurt!" Squirrelpaw meowed....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan बिल्ली sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...
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द्वारा Starrylupid Darkstripe (Rod) Tigerstar (Nicky)
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The famous Swine Flu! with Fireheart and Cinderpaw. द्वारा Spottedfire25
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Yay, onother Tigerstar video! द्वारा BlazetheFireDragon :3
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This comes befoe the other one.
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nom nom nom
power of three
spoof
funny
posted by katetekiku
The Nom Nom Song is an award winning Warrior बिल्ली spoof that has very simple lyrics. If आप have not seen the video on youtube, here is te URL: link
Anyways, here are the lyrics.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom,...
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the संगीत of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the बिल्ली poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the बिल्ली panicked.

"No, आप mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, आप want me to tell you...
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How it ended. लोल
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Brokenstar woke abruptly. He looked around. Where was he? He was surrounded द्वारा concrete walls, wooden pillars, and ceramic twoleg toys. He looked around. There were many doorways where beds या tables lie, and a wierd gloomy growl came from at least two of them.
He had just been fired द्वारा Owlstar from the library, and had fallen asleep that night under the stars. Now he had woken up in an unknown place.
Were other बिल्ली watching him, stalking him behind the beautifully made twoleg statues, just waiting for the right time to pounce?
Suddenly, he heard a crash, and multiple sets of frantic paws....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
I know, it's not Friday the "13th" but I wrote this on the Warrior बिल्ली मंचों on Friday the 13th. ENJOY!


"Friday the 13th"

Brackenfur: Okay, Whitepaw. Make sure आप don't step on a crack.
Whitepaw: Did आप just say don't step on your crack?
Brackenfur: Just don't! You'll break your mother's back!
Whitepaw: *scoffs* If she can survive a dog attack, she'll survive a broken back.
Brambleclaw: Hey, what's that?
*An abandoned Twoleg मांद, डेन is ahead of them, with a little dock.*
Squirrelpaw: I don't know...
Whitepaw: *curious* Let's go check it out!
Brackenfur: Nyet! आप will not check!
Squirrelpaw: *Don't know...
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Chinese Yellowfang shook her head in embarassment as she walked along with Brokenstar.
"Brokentail, आप crazy," Yellowfang accused, staring awkwardly at him. "I know nozing और battle strategy than आप do!"
"Oh." Brokenstar said, and sighed in defeat. He walked along with his tail down, only staring down at the concrete sidewalk.
"Brokentail?" Chinese Yellowfang exclaimed, stuffing her face in front of Brokentail's. "Brokentail, if I knew kung fu, I would've taught आप when आप were still apprentice!" At that, Brokenstar looked up.
"Really?" Brokenstar said. Chinese Yellowfang nodded, and...
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No, i wont stop! द्वारा bluekyokitty
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"Aaaahhh! No, no, no!" Brokenstar thrashed with all his might to try to break free from the screaming cats. They chanted, holding his limbs down while they kissed him uncontrollably. "Adam! Adam! Adam!"
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He looked around.
"Brokentail!" An old, familiar voice rasped. He suddenly became unaware of the Fan-Cats that were tearing him apart. But more, the voice had just called him द्वारा his old warrior name! Almost no one had called him that since he became leader, except Thunderclan...
"Brokentail, it's your mother!" It rasped again. Did that mean that that was Yellowfang?...
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I hope im allowed to add a video, anyways this is द्वारा uglyEMOCHU :3
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द्वारा sandiwolf1
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