Forest cat!

(Tigerstar walks into the library)

Leafpool: Welcome to the first and only Warrior बिल्ली library! We have every book आप will ever need!

Squirrelflight: And we mean it!!!

Tigerstar: Do आप have any पुस्तकें on how to rip Firestar's pelt off?

Leafpool: Actually, we have several पुस्तकें on the subject! Would आप like 101 Ways to Rip Firestar's Pelt Off द्वारा Brokenstar, 62 and One Half ways to Claw Firestar's eyes out, द्वारा Darkstripe, या would आप like 738 ways to kill Firestar and then some, written द्वारा Mousefur!

Mousefur: (shifty eyes)

Tigerstar: I'll take all three!

Squirrelflight: (Checks out books) Thank...

sad thing is most of these are true for me

1. आप say "moons" instead of "months."

2. आप wonder what माउस tastes like.

3. You're in प्यार with Ravenpaw (or any other awesome cat)

4. आप want to follow a shooting star.

5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon.

6. आप say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap."

7. आप hate it when others are on your territory.

8. आप want your own forbidden love.

9. आप talk constantly to yourself about how stupid is erin hunter is for killing silverstream,cinderpelt, yellowfang,feathertail and more

10. आप knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material.

11....

The full moon shone in the sky that night, marking Rose's first moon staying with Lila and Ginger in the alley. She knew in the forest under the High Rock the gathering was taking place where all four of the Clans would meet in harmony. No, she could not think that again. She could not think of the lfe she left behind.
Times were hard for Rose, and often she thought about old Clan life.
Rose sighed and watched Pinekit and Tanglekit play amonst themselves. They ran and tumbled all over the shed floor. They did not know of their Shadowclan heritage. They didn't even remember their time in the...