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प्यार Will Take आप ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If we never found this love
If we never took that road
If we hadn't had the heart
We wouldn't have this home

Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there
Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there

In this world the दिल beats slow
In my arms let's share the cold
In my eyes you’re all I've known
Darling let's go home

Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there
Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there

Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there
Love, प्यार will take you
Love, प्यार will take आप there

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Jonathan Low ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Last born of the clan
First one to be free
Lived inside a house
Beneath the hanging tree
Loved them deadly nights
That chilled him to the bone
Words were cried at night
In unforgiving tones

Blood of his men was gone beneath snow
He picked up his चाकू and his bow
Killer of Jonathan Low

Violence from without
And anger from within
Crawling through the fields
Informing अगला of kin
They all turned their backs
But they all knew his name
And if he could return
They'd probably do the same

Blood of his फ्रेंड्स was gone beneath snow
For all that I know, he died
Killer of Jonathan Low

The blood of his फ्रेंड्स was gone beneath snow
For all that I know, he died
Killer of Jonathan Low

My प्यार ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

My love
Leave yourself behind
Beat inside me
Leave आप blind

My love
You have found peace
You were searching
For release

You gave it all
Into the call
You took a chance and
You took the fall for us

You came thoughtfully
Loved me faithfully
You taught me honor
You did it for me

Tonight
You will sleep for good
You will wait
For me my love

Now I am strong
You gave me all
You gave all आप had
And now I am home

My love
Leave yourself behind
Beat inside me
Leave आप blind

My love
Look what आप can do
I am mending
I’ll be with you

You took my hand
Added a plan
You gave me your heart
I asked आप to dance with me

You loved honestly
Did...

No Sound But The Wind ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

We can never go home
We no longer have one
I’ll help आप carry the load
I’ll carry आप in my arms
The किस of the snow
The crescent moon above us
Our blood is cold and we’re alone
But I’m alone with you

Help me to carry the fire
We will keep it light together
Help me to carry the fire
It will light our way forever

If I say shut your eyes
If I say look away
Bury your face in my shoulder
Think of a birthday
The things आप put in your head
They will stay here forever
Our blood is cold and we’re alone, love
But I’m alone with you

Help me to carry the fire
We will keep it light together
Help me to carry the...

Rosyln ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Up with your turret
Aren’t we just terrified
Shale, screen your worry
From what आप won’t ever find

Don’t let it fool you
Don’t let it fool you, down
Down’s sitting round
Folds in the gown

Sea and the rock below
Cocked to the undertow
Bones, blood and teeth erode
With every crashing node

Wings wouldn’t help you
Wings wouldn’t help you, down
Death is around
Prayer in your smile

आप barely are blinking
Wagging your face around
When’d this just become
A mortal home
Ahhhh

Won’t, won’t, won’t, won’t
Won’t let आप talk me
Won’t let आप talk me, down
Will pull it taut
Nothing now

I Belong To आप (New Moon Remix) ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

When these pillars get put down
It will be आप who wears the crown
And I’ll owe everything to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

How much pain has cracked your soul
And how much प्यार would make आप whole
You’re my guiding lightning strike

I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

And she attacks me like a Leo
When my दिल is विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें like Rio
And I assure आप my debts are real

I can’t find the words to say
When I’m confused
I traveled half the world to say
आप are my muse
Oooohh
Oooohh

Oooohh
I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

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Breaking Dawn, Chapter 3, Bad Plan

posted by lucie98

Here's Chapter 3!

Bella's POV
"Jacob, आप need to leave now!"
"What?"
I was going insane, freaking out. He knew now, he knew that Jscob was here. He had कहा I wasn't allowed to La Push, he had never कहा Jake wasn't allowed down here in Forks. It didn't seem to matter, Edward was going to be mad anyway.
"Seriously Bella? You're gonna kick me out because some messed up bloodsucker's coming घर after killing a herd of baby sheep."
"Jacob आप know what would happen if Edward turned up and आप were just sat here in the रसोई, रसोईघर in Charlie's chair. द्वारा the way that's also the chair that Edward sits in...

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Three:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the लेखक of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Three: A House is Not a Home
ONE WEEK LATER…
Jessika had packed everything she would need, miscellaneous wise anyways. She wouldn’t pack her clothes until a दिन या two before they left because what if she needed to wear something she packed away? Then she would have to dig through everything just to find it. Jessika zipped the last bag and put it द्वारा the other one द्वारा the door. So far she only had two bags. For her clothes she...

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Two:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the लेखक of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Two: On Dry Land
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Jessika lay in her बिस्तर and she was watching the season premiere of RINGER featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar when, just as it cut to commercial, a knock came to her door.
"Yes?" Jessika asked and her mom stepped into the room.
"Jess. Listen," She began and Jessika paused the TV with her DVR remote. "I know this is hard. But please, please, just go with this for us?"
Jessika sighed. She knew her mom looked out for her...

As the sun sets: Daylight: Chapter 6 part 1: Somthing Just Isn't Right

posted by xoxpoisonxox

Chapter 6 part 1 : Somthing just isn't right..

NOTE: This is just a VERY short chapter thats being पोस्टेड leading up to the अगला large chapter which will be पोस्टेड TOMOROW @ 5 PM EASTERN.

This is IN THE POV OF JACOB. Starting from where the last chapter ended.

I put this in because I found that what happened while Renesmee is gone was an small - put very important peice of the अगला few chapters and thought I should share it with you.

COMMENT, BECOME A FAN, LIKE .. ETC. It lets me know आप care <3

Ill almost shut up (; just one और thing; Let me know if आप want और different POV'S and who...

Heavy In Your Arms Lyrics

posted by rickyamy1991

"Heavy In Your Arms" द्वारा Florence and the Machine

I was a heavy दिल to carry
My beloved was weighed down
My arms around his neck
My fingers laced to crown.

I was a heavy दिल to carry
My feet dragged across ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown

My प्यार has concrete feet
My love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles
Over the waterfall

I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms
I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms

And is it worth the wait
All this killing time?
Are आप strong enough to stand
Protecting both your दिल and mine?

Who is the betrayer?
Who's the killer in the crowd?
The...

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Goodbye Lullaby-Chapter One: Smile

posted by moolah

Goodbye Lullaby
By: moolah
[Edward and Bella are in love, one महीना after proposing to her he is deported to Iraq. After leaving, Bella finds out she’s pregnant, a महीना later.]
Chapter One: Smile
__________________________
You कहा हे
What's your name
It took one look
And now I'm not the same
Yeah आप कहा हे
And since that दिन
You चुरा लिया my दिल
And you're the one to blame

Yeah
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every दिन and everything has
Felt this right
And now you're turning all around
And suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile

♥Smile-Avril Lavigne♥

___________________________...

BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

posted by maritina12345

BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

प्रशंसकों tried to save the school but in the end they couldn't get enough cash together.

A लोकप्रिय Twilight landmark has been demolished after a प्रशंसक fundraiser to save the site failed to reach its target amount. They needed $287,000 to preserve the facade of Forks High School in Forks, Washington raised just a few thousand dollars.

The school, where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson filmed scenes for the hit vampire movies, is one of a handful of locations in the sleepy town visited द्वारा devotees of the franchise to be destroyed.

The facade was bulldozed earlier this महीना as bosses make way to build a new school. So if आप want to see it, see it now!

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Cold गुलाब Pt. 2-Chp. 6: Whispers in the Dark

posted by Summer_Leanne

Chapter 6! :D Thanks so so much for reading, everyone! प्यार y'all to bits <3 Enjoy!!!!
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Anakin stared out towards the beautiful, glistening Italian shoreline as the sun was peeping right above the horizon. He couldn’t help but think about Summer and how disappointed she would be about all of this, but something inside him just seemed to take over the good, and somehow his choice felt right. It was like he could hear Aro’s voice quietly dictating every हटाइए he made, even though he never knew his father. The lure of the Volturi and their...

As the sun sets: Chapter 9: The Others

posted by xoxpoisonxox

Chapter 9: The Others

I Felt the sun fall hot on my face as the monday morning sun glowed on my skin. I looked at my clock it had read that it was only 6. That's still enough time to head to school.. Surely alex wouldn't be there and if so how far would he really go to restrain me in public? I smiled for a moment. Convicing myself to go to school? Wow. I must've really hit my head. Although i did start to like school, it was one of the only places i could feel normal. I got ready, grabbed my backpack and left my room hoping my parents wouldn't protest my going. I tried to rush my way through...

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My happy ending: A sequel to Renesme's life chap 6

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
"Sir, I have confirmed where miss Renesme is." I कहा calmly. "Excellent. Send some men to her EXACT location, bring her to me. If she refuses....Kill her." He कहा coldly. I smiled. "Yes sir!"
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Edward's POV
I looked down at Renesme, she was sound asleep, her red curls fell in her face, I quickly brushed them away-Hoping not to wake her. But unfortunitly she awoke. Her eyes cracked open. I stared at her, and she stared back. "Glad to see आप ok" I said. She had a confused look on her face. Then it changed. Her eyes were droopy and...

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My happy ending, A sequel to Renesme's Life 3

posted by Angelcatz11

Jacob's POV

"I want A baby" She कहा in a strong clear voice. She despreatly looked at me, then gave a weak smile. "Please" She added. "But your parents they..." I trailed off not knowing what to say. "They're going to seattle tonight please, can we try?" She asked once agian. "Ness, आप know I प्यार आप but your dad would kill me!" Tears formed in her eyes her smile faded and her golden brown eyes turned to black. "Please" She कहा through cracked words. I sighed. Wrapped my arms around her and कहा "Sure, For आप A baby would be nice" "Thankyou Jacob, your the best!" Then she leaned up and...

Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Renesme's POV
Aunt alice had told me that i am able to प्यार whomever I want,I thanked her left and headed on over to Jacob's house. When I got there I quietly tapped on his window. I looked in. He wasnt there..... After searching around i saw a light in the shed where jacob works on his motorcycle's. I slowly creaked it open and walked it. Jacob sat there wiping his hands off, as soon as he heard me he looked up smiled and walked over to me. "Hey, what are आप doing here?" He asked laughing. "I miss you" I stepped आगे and wrapped my arms around his neck, he wrapped his arms around my waist....

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Moonphase Chapter 16 Feeling New

posted by iluvtwilight123

OMG I HAVENT WRITTEN IN ALMOST 2 YEARS IM SO SO SO SORRY D: and this chapter's super slow so IM SORRY.

When they left I closed the door and smiled to myself. After me and Jacob broke up I was lost…I didn’t know what to do. But Seth helped me through that, it feels good to feel alive again even if it isn’t with the person I imprinted with. People just need to have FUN.
I walked to my bathroom and bushed my teeth. The color came back to my skin. I’m no longer pale anymore, I have a rosey shade to my cheeks. I smiled again and relized I look...

I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 4

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost at home,when suddenly Alice was missing.She was way behind us,with closed eyes,stand very still.Jasper huged her"Alice what's wrong?"-he said.In Alice's mind pictures moved really fast,I couldn't catch a thing.one long मिनट pass and Alice finally open her eyes and then I saw it all:Bella was taken द्वारा Amber to Italy!!!What!!-I screamed-"Why,she didn't do anything that would interest the Volturi.Why"-I stared to think.Carlisle though that they just want to know is Bella still a human."Yeah,but why would they kiddnap her.It doesn't make sence!"-I yelled it.Alice was...