1. dress as टिंकर बेल and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice गुलाबी is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. या drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. आप wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch आप sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all कुत्ता for that matter.
3. He looks at आप like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells आप how nice आप smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a वैन, वान from almost crushing आप to death with his भालू hands.
7. He can bounce फल from his feet like a सॉकर ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls आप मकड़ी monkey and runs around with आप on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all कुत्ता for that matter.
3. He looks at आप like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells आप how nice आप smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a वैन, वान from almost crushing आप to death with his भालू hands.
7. He can bounce फल from his feet like a सॉकर ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls आप मकड़ी monkey and runs around with आप on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
