ok so i am going to come out with this as i think it i प्यार twilight it is brill but i hate edward i think he is to controling over bella and he doesn't want her to go and see jacob because jacob is way better looking than he is and he is afrad that he will get better and another thing is why do people think that he is good looking i think he is really ugly i can't see why people really fancy him i luv taylor launter and i am 100% a team jacob because at the end of the दिन jacob is just way better than edward and that is the end of it!
Edward after being with the Volturi for around 3 or 4 years.
Bella
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never तारीख, दिनांक renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever तारीख, दिनांक a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to किस him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never तारीख, दिनांक renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever तारीख, दिनांक a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to किस him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the सूची included Gus वैन, वान Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered द्वारा Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered द्वारा the LA Times. Right after that एमटीवी (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. एमटीवी put the सवाल to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently प्रशंसक of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I प्यार the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my प्रिय फिल्में of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address आप in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have और fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? प्यार thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the डेस्क in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy या McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address आप in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have और fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? प्यार thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the डेस्क in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy या McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
