ok i don't like the names i give first time give them new ones
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight या the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
VampMindReader107 - Edward
ClumsyLamb18: - Bella
PsychicShopaholic: - Alice
EmotionbyName: - Jasper
GrizzlyBear: - Emmett
Better_than_you: - Rosalie
Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle
Mother2Many: - Esme
ClumsyLamb18 has signed in
GrizzlyBear has signed in
GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!
ClumsyLamb18: Hello to आप too, Emmett
GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.
VampMindReader107 has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!
VampMindReader107: Bells, आप know I don't like that name.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Emmett!
ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-
GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with फूल in my hair
ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air
GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care
ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with फूल in my hair!
VampMindReader107: That was…random.
GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!
VampMindReader107: What, आप don't like Emsy-Wemsy?
GrizzlyBear: No!
VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!
VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.
PsychicShopaholic has signed in
PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!
GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?
VampMindReader107: Err…what आप on about? Shut up!
GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?
VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!
GrizzlyBear: What? आप think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!
VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!
GrizzlyBear: Fine!
VampMindReader107 has signed out
GrizzlyBear has signed out
Better_than_you has signed in
EmotionbyName has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!
Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.
ClumsyLamb18: आप changed your name.
EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?
PsychicShopaholic: हे Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett कहा that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.
Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.
An घंटा later…
VampMindReader107 has signed in
GrizzlyBear has signed in
VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, आप win! I could never have done that!
GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give आप the glory!
PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?
ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!
EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why आप so embarrassed?
GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.
Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!
GrizzlyBear: Is!
VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!
ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!
PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't आप take me along?
EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something आप should be telling us?
GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? आप dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.
VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did आप do it? It's now fact that men are और attracted to आप than women are! The women who आप tried to dazzle were looking at आप as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!
GrizzlyBear: आप कहा the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.
ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen आप so happy, Edward!
VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.
Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. आप have me, don't you?
GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)
Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.
GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!
VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!
PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!
EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-
GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!
VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!
GrizzlyBear: OI! आप owe me! आप were making fun of me!
VampMindReader107: Fine!
EmotionbyName: What? What song?
GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!
EmotionbyName: Go on, then!
GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't आप see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)
EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)
VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)
ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!
PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are आप गाना Weird Al Yankovich?
GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, आप should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!
VampMindReader107: Why?
PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!
EmotionbyName: Okay.
Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!
GrizzlyBear: आप can be the judge! आप could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!
Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has signed in
Mother2Many has signed in
Mother2Many: What did आप want us for?
GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted आप two to शामिल होइए us.
Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names
Mother2Many has changed names
GrizzlyBear has changed names
ClumsyLamb18 has changed names
VampMindReader107 has changed names
PsychicShopaholic has changed names
EmotionbyName has changed names
Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?
MentalGenius: Hello, Rose
EvilPixie: हे Rose!
PixiesBoy: Do आप know who this is, Rose?
Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours सूट्स आप very well XD
MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment या not?
Better_than_you: Take it as आप wish.
SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!
Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.
SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!
dr.: Hello.
VamPassion: Hello, everyone!
Better_than_you: Where's Bella?
VampiresGirl: Heya!
MentalGenius: Hello, love.
VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!
VamPassion has signed out
dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be घर in half an hour.
EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!
dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.
SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.
dr. has signed out
SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.
MentalGenius: -growls- What?
SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.
MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy आप द्वारा the fact that men are और attracted to आप than women are!
EmmettFanGirlForever has signed in
ILoveEmmett has signed in
EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I प्यार you, Emmett! Marry me!
ILoveEmmett: Noo! I प्यार आप और than Rosalie या anyone!
SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls प्यार me!
Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?
MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!
EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!
SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!
ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will आप marry me?
SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!
EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!
EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!
ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!
SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I प्यार Rose.
EmmettFanGirlForever: No, आप don't. आप प्यार me, really.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF आप DON'T GET RID OF THEM!
SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!
Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!
VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.
ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!
EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!
Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet आप have marriage papers to prove it, eh?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!
SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. आप know I प्यार you.
EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!
Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!
EmmettFanGirlForever: How do आप know that my name isn't Rosy?
Better_than_you: IS IT?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!
PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.
ILoveEmmett: Says who?
PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.
ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. प्यार आप EMMETT!
SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.
EmmettFanGirlForever has signed out
ILoveEmmett has signed out
Better_than_you: Emmett, are आप sure आप didn't know those girls?
SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling आप I didn't know them!
Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.
SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!
Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?
MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.
SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!
Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.
VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.
PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!
EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to आप is anybody's guess.
Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.
SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought आप were on my side.
Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.
VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.
EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?
VampiresGirl: Err...
MentalGenius: What is it?
VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.
MentalGenius: WHAT?
VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' प्यार for me.
SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!
MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!
MentalGenius has signed out
PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?
VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.
EvilPixie: Haha!
VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.
Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.
VampiresGirl: OMC!
PixiesBoy: What's happening?
VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!
EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!
SuperPrankster: He loves that car!
PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?
VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.
EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?
VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?
Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told आप he loves that car.
VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.
EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.
SuperPrankster: I'll follow.
SuperPrankster has signed out
EvilPixie has signed out
PixiesBoy has signed out
VampiresGirl has signed out
Better_than_you has signed out
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight या the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
VampMindReader107 - Edward
ClumsyLamb18: - Bella
PsychicShopaholic: - Alice
EmotionbyName: - Jasper
GrizzlyBear: - Emmett
Better_than_you: - Rosalie
Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle
Mother2Many: - Esme
ClumsyLamb18 has signed in
GrizzlyBear has signed in
GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!
ClumsyLamb18: Hello to आप too, Emmett
GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.
VampMindReader107 has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!
VampMindReader107: Bells, आप know I don't like that name.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Emmett!
ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-
GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with फूल in my hair
ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air
GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care
ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with फूल in my hair!
VampMindReader107: That was…random.
GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!
VampMindReader107: What, आप don't like Emsy-Wemsy?
GrizzlyBear: No!
VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!
VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.
PsychicShopaholic has signed in
PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!
GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?
VampMindReader107: Err…what आप on about? Shut up!
GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?
VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!
GrizzlyBear: What? आप think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!
VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!
GrizzlyBear: Fine!
VampMindReader107 has signed out
GrizzlyBear has signed out
Better_than_you has signed in
EmotionbyName has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!
Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.
ClumsyLamb18: आप changed your name.
EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?
PsychicShopaholic: हे Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett कहा that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.
Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.
An घंटा later…
VampMindReader107 has signed in
GrizzlyBear has signed in
VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, आप win! I could never have done that!
GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give आप the glory!
PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?
ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!
EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why आप so embarrassed?
GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.
Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!
GrizzlyBear: Is!
VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!
ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!
PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't आप take me along?
EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something आप should be telling us?
GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? आप dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.
VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did आप do it? It's now fact that men are और attracted to आप than women are! The women who आप tried to dazzle were looking at आप as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!
GrizzlyBear: आप कहा the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.
ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen आप so happy, Edward!
VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.
Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. आप have me, don't you?
GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)
Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.
GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!
VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!
PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!
EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-
GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!
VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!
GrizzlyBear: OI! आप owe me! आप were making fun of me!
VampMindReader107: Fine!
EmotionbyName: What? What song?
GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!
EmotionbyName: Go on, then!
GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't आप see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)
EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)
VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)
ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!
PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are आप गाना Weird Al Yankovich?
GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, आप should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!
VampMindReader107: Why?
PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!
EmotionbyName: Okay.
Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!
GrizzlyBear: आप can be the judge! आप could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!
Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has signed in
Mother2Many has signed in
Mother2Many: What did आप want us for?
GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted आप two to शामिल होइए us.
Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names
Mother2Many has changed names
GrizzlyBear has changed names
ClumsyLamb18 has changed names
VampMindReader107 has changed names
PsychicShopaholic has changed names
EmotionbyName has changed names
Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?
MentalGenius: Hello, Rose
EvilPixie: हे Rose!
PixiesBoy: Do आप know who this is, Rose?
Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours सूट्स आप very well XD
MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment या not?
Better_than_you: Take it as आप wish.
SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!
Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.
SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!
dr.: Hello.
VamPassion: Hello, everyone!
Better_than_you: Where's Bella?
VampiresGirl: Heya!
MentalGenius: Hello, love.
VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!
VamPassion has signed out
dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be घर in half an hour.
EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!
dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.
SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.
dr. has signed out
SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.
MentalGenius: -growls- What?
SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.
MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy आप द्वारा the fact that men are और attracted to आप than women are!
EmmettFanGirlForever has signed in
ILoveEmmett has signed in
EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I प्यार you, Emmett! Marry me!
ILoveEmmett: Noo! I प्यार आप और than Rosalie या anyone!
SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls प्यार me!
Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?
MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!
EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!
SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!
ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will आप marry me?
SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!
EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!
EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!
ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!
SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I प्यार Rose.
EmmettFanGirlForever: No, आप don't. आप प्यार me, really.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF आप DON'T GET RID OF THEM!
SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!
Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!
VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.
ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!
EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!
Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet आप have marriage papers to prove it, eh?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!
SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. आप know I प्यार you.
EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!
Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!
EmmettFanGirlForever: How do आप know that my name isn't Rosy?
Better_than_you: IS IT?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!
PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.
ILoveEmmett: Says who?
PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.
ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. प्यार आप EMMETT!
SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.
EmmettFanGirlForever has signed out
ILoveEmmett has signed out
Better_than_you: Emmett, are आप sure आप didn't know those girls?
SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling आप I didn't know them!
Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.
SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!
Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?
MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.
SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!
Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.
VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.
PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!
EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to आप is anybody's guess.
Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.
SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought आप were on my side.
Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.
VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.
EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?
VampiresGirl: Err...
MentalGenius: What is it?
VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.
MentalGenius: WHAT?
VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' प्यार for me.
SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!
MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!
MentalGenius has signed out
PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?
VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.
EvilPixie: Haha!
VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.
Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.
VampiresGirl: OMC!
PixiesBoy: What's happening?
VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!
EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!
SuperPrankster: He loves that car!
PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?
VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.
EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?
VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?
Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told आप he loves that car.
VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.
EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.
SuperPrankster: I'll follow.
SuperPrankster has signed out
EvilPixie has signed out
PixiesBoy has signed out
VampiresGirl has signed out
Better_than_you has signed out
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had दिया them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had दिया them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
this is her most of the time on the floor crying
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a अंतरिक्ष heater.
8. Tell him that कुत्ता make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim आप have imprinted. Say आप प्यार him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a अंतरिक्ष heater.
8. Tell him that कुत्ता make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim आप have imprinted. Say आप प्यार him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
