Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!
Me: I'm a बार्बी girl, in a बार्बी world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! आप can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-
Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-
Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith आप people?
Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.
Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.
Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.
Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.
Alec and Brianna: -Nods-
Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.
Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-
Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?
Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.
Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are आप guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-
Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.
Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-
-Awkward slience-
Me: बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!
Everyone: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.
Felix: You're still so weird.
Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.
Felix. -Pauses for a सेकंड and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?
Me: I dunno...
Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-
Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-
Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!
Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.
Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-
Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-
Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-
Brianna: Could आप two detach from the lips now?
Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-
Brianna: Imma cry now. आप urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-
Alec: That's your boob.
Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, आप get my point. I will bite you!
Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!
Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't आप bite people?
Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-
Me and Felix: -Stops making out-
Brianna: Finaly!
Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.
Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told आप that?
Demetri.: Has anyone told आप you're weird?
Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.
Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.
Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought आप were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-
Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=
Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..
Me: I'm a बार्बी girl, in a बार्बी world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! आप can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-
Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-
Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith आप people?
Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.
Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.
Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.
Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.
Alec and Brianna: -Nods-
Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.
Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-
Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?
Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.
Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are आप guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-
Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.
Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-
-Awkward slience-
Me: बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर बिज्जू, बेजर Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!
Everyone: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.
Felix: You're still so weird.
Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.
Felix. -Pauses for a सेकंड and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?
Me: I dunno...
Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-
Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-
Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!
Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.
Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-
Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-
Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-
Brianna: Could आप two detach from the lips now?
Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-
Brianna: Imma cry now. आप urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-
Alec: That's your boob.
Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, आप get my point. I will bite you!
Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!
Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't आप bite people?
Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-
Me and Felix: -Stops making out-
Brianna: Finaly!
Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.
Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told आप that?
Demetri.: Has anyone told आप you're weird?
Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.
Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.
Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought आप were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-
Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=
Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..
10. IDEALS
9. सूपरनॅचुरल POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. एंजल IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series द्वारा Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, समुद्र तट या at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black प्रशंसकों out there!
(Warning: If आप haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
From: link
9. सूपरनॅचुरल POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. एंजल IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series द्वारा Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, समुद्र तट या at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black प्रशंसकों out there!
(Warning: If आप haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
From: link
