MIKE
Oh.
My.
F***ing.
God.
They're actually getting चुंबन in the f***ing lunchroom. आप have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to लपेटें his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.
Could this get any worse?
Damnit Mike! Why would आप say that? It always actually gets worse when आप say that.
Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.
My future wife is चुंबन the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.
She could be with me and we would be so much happier.
Life sucks. But things just suddenly got better when I started picturing Bella in बिस्तर with me naked. Ahhhhh. Much Better.
What the f***? They wierdo's glaring at me. Freak.
JESSICA
Uh. Like, what does Edward Cullen see in her? She's so plain and like boring. Not to mention like a horrible taste in fashion. That sexy man could like do sooo much better than that. I bet he just feels sorry for her and is gonna dump her any दिन now. I wouldn't be suprised if he came running to me begging for not seeing that we're destined for each other sooner.
And who the hell kisses in a freaking cafeteria? But I wouldn't mind Edward Cullen चुंबन me in a cafeteria. Not at all.
Bella is so ugly and boring. A personality of a brick. And clumsy. Bitch.
I'm looking at Edward Cullen and he seems very mad about something. I bet it's because he's with Bella.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg. Time to go to biology. I wish I was the one sitting अगला to Edward Cullen instead of Bella. He would be so much happier. And I see the way Mike looks at Bella. It's obvious he likes her. Because Bella हंस is a bitchy man-stealer.
As I walk in to Mr. Banner's room I see Bella and Edward holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at eachother. Lame.
EDWARD
Lame.
Why does God hate me so much and curse me with the ability to read minds? The one mind I want to read, and I can't read. Of course.
Oh.
My.
F***ing.
God.
They're actually getting चुंबन in the f***ing lunchroom. आप have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to लपेटें his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.
Could this get any worse?
Damnit Mike! Why would आप say that? It always actually gets worse when आप say that.
Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.
My future wife is चुंबन the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.
She could be with me and we would be so much happier.
Life sucks. But things just suddenly got better when I started picturing Bella in बिस्तर with me naked. Ahhhhh. Much Better.
What the f***? They wierdo's glaring at me. Freak.
JESSICA
Uh. Like, what does Edward Cullen see in her? She's so plain and like boring. Not to mention like a horrible taste in fashion. That sexy man could like do sooo much better than that. I bet he just feels sorry for her and is gonna dump her any दिन now. I wouldn't be suprised if he came running to me begging for not seeing that we're destined for each other sooner.
And who the hell kisses in a freaking cafeteria? But I wouldn't mind Edward Cullen चुंबन me in a cafeteria. Not at all.
Bella is so ugly and boring. A personality of a brick. And clumsy. Bitch.
I'm looking at Edward Cullen and he seems very mad about something. I bet it's because he's with Bella.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg. Time to go to biology. I wish I was the one sitting अगला to Edward Cullen instead of Bella. He would be so much happier. And I see the way Mike looks at Bella. It's obvious he likes her. Because Bella हंस is a bitchy man-stealer.
As I walk in to Mr. Banner's room I see Bella and Edward holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at eachother. Lame.
EDWARD
Lame.
Why does God hate me so much and curse me with the ability to read minds? The one mind I want to read, and I can't read. Of course.