The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, आप know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and आप hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what वैंपायर do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole एक प्रकार का जहाज़ down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all आप Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless वैंपायर on Buffy.
The भेड़िया Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer एनीमेशन of the भेड़िया (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the भेड़िया clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So आप can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. आप Team Jacob fans, I now consider आप semi-sane because आप recognized a HEALTHY relationship. प्रॉप्स to आप guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely द्वारा her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her फ्रेंड्स at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even और with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole साल older than your 107 साल old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to प्यार आप anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those प्रशंसकों out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected द्वारा any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in प्यार with आप throws आप into a glass तालिका, टेबल for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons आप in the forest. A car ride घर would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass तालिका, टेबल for her protection? That was totally safe. आप know, because she was bleeding even और profusely after the तालिका, टेबल than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started दिखा रहा है up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to आप like that आप can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I प्यार you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, या whenever anyone कहा Bella was अभिनय crazy. If anyone spoke reason या a plot point appeared, it did not दिखाना again.
Lupin's भेड़िया Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer एनीमेशन department because those भेड़िया were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad एनीमेशन coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even और laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want आप to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If आप don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face पंच high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. आप Team Jacobers, आप got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless आप want a really good laugh then द्वारा all means do. Oh and one और thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Renesme's POV
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon जैकेट on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some कॉनवर्स and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom या dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon जैकेट on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some कॉनवर्स and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom या dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
don't आप ever wonder what your life would be like if your boyfriend was a vampire? i do every दिन there are a few things that i know for sure:
1. they will never get old.
even when आप are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on आप because आप know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend आप and protect आप for ever.
no one could ever touch आप या hurt आप again he could defend आप from all danger.
reads अगला months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.
1. they will never get old.
even when आप are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on आप because आप know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend आप and protect आप for ever.
no one could ever touch आप या hurt आप again he could defend आप from all danger.
reads अगला months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.
According to MTV:
“Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart are among the first to कन्फर्म that they’ll be attending, making the pair a recurring feature on the red carpet (remember their adorable joint presentation of a “scary movie”-themed feature at last year’s Academy Awards?), and they’ll be in good company with a host of other celebs including Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Emma Roberts, Leighton Meester, and Mila Kunis. ”
Other मशहूर हस्तियों tend to walk the red carpet, so be on the lookout for और names to be at the दिखाना on January 5th. Twilight was up for a ton of awards, expect Taylor and Kristen to pick up a few as well as possibly be presenters.
आप can also catch live Red Carpet coverage on @Ustream at 4:30pm PT / 7:30pm ET on Jan 5! link
