Memories
Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.
Gianna :: Barely.
Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.
Caius :: I agree.
Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.
Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.
Alec :: Yeah...
Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.
Me :: NO! आप may not go back to Italy yet!
Jane :: Why is that?
Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*
Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!
Mysterious voice :: No we're not!
Gianna :: Who कहा that? *looks around*
Mysterious voice :: I did!
*mysterious संगीत as Laura walks in*
Jane :: Oh. It's just another human girl.
Laura :: JUST another human girl? Your talking about Laura here. THE Laura. And I'm here to help! *fanfare plays*
Me :: Please don't.
Laura :: Please don't what? *confused look*
Me :: Please don't help me get Alec. Please don't play matchmaker.
Laura :: Why? Not like I'm going to mess things up.
Me :: Remember last time?
*flashback music*
Laura :: हे Stephanie! Guess what I... Oops sorry what was it again?
Me :: It's guess what I heard.
Laura :: Got it. *coughs dramatically* हे Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you. *winks*
Me :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura :: What's the line again?
Me :: *sighs and hands script* Read from that.
Laura :: *scans over sheet* What does this say? *tries to read small writing* I think that's a name that starts with a G.
Me :: G? *looks at paper and takes it* Oh man. I thought he used whiteout.
Laura :: Who used whiteout?
Me :: What the heck? How could someone mistake clear कोट for whiteout?
Laura :: Who starts with the G?
Alec :: Oh my gosh! आप like someone besides me?
Me :: Arghh! Forget this! *takes out VCR*
Laura :: आप have a VCR? Where'd आप buy it?
Me :: eBay...
Laura :: Really? What's your account?
Me :: LiLxLiLzLiLxxLiL
Laura :: हे that's my फ्रेंड्स account!
Me :: Um... We share.
Laura :: आप know my friend that lives in Portugual?
Me :: Maybe...
Laura :: Stop lying.
Me :: Fine! I चुरा लिया it from my brother again! Just leave me alone! *pushes play button*
Laura on VCR :: हे Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you.
Me on VCR :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura on VCR :: I'm not! Just come on! *drags me to Emmett*
Emmett on VCR :: Hi. Do I know you?
Me on VCR :: No but I know you!
Laura on VCR :: We're just some obsessed stalkers that stalk आप wherever आप go.
Me on VCR :: I'm not a stalker!
Laura on VCR :: Fine. But आप are obsessed... with Emmett. *whispers* So I heard आप liked her? Is this true?
Emmett on VCR :: Um... no offense but eww. *walks away*
Me on VCR :: *hits Laura on the head* Thanks alot. Time for my new obsession... ALEC!!
*back to real-ish world*
Laura :: Oh... yeah. Now I remember.
Alec :: So it was you! *points at Laura* You're the one that made this girl go all obsessed!
Laura :: Well प्यार to stay but... DON'T KILL ME!! *runs away*
Jane :: *rolls eyes* Humans.
Me :: I know. Humans. *rolls eyes too*
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Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.
Gianna :: Barely.
Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.
Caius :: I agree.
Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.
Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.
Alec :: Yeah...
Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.
Me :: NO! आप may not go back to Italy yet!
Jane :: Why is that?
Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*
Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!
Mysterious voice :: No we're not!
Gianna :: Who कहा that? *looks around*
Mysterious voice :: I did!
*mysterious संगीत as Laura walks in*
Jane :: Oh. It's just another human girl.
Laura :: JUST another human girl? Your talking about Laura here. THE Laura. And I'm here to help! *fanfare plays*
Me :: Please don't.
Laura :: Please don't what? *confused look*
Me :: Please don't help me get Alec. Please don't play matchmaker.
Laura :: Why? Not like I'm going to mess things up.
Me :: Remember last time?
*flashback music*
Laura :: हे Stephanie! Guess what I... Oops sorry what was it again?
Me :: It's guess what I heard.
Laura :: Got it. *coughs dramatically* हे Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you. *winks*
Me :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura :: What's the line again?
Me :: *sighs and hands script* Read from that.
Laura :: *scans over sheet* What does this say? *tries to read small writing* I think that's a name that starts with a G.
Me :: G? *looks at paper and takes it* Oh man. I thought he used whiteout.
Laura :: Who used whiteout?
Me :: What the heck? How could someone mistake clear कोट for whiteout?
Laura :: Who starts with the G?
Alec :: Oh my gosh! आप like someone besides me?
Me :: Arghh! Forget this! *takes out VCR*
Laura :: आप have a VCR? Where'd आप buy it?
Me :: eBay...
Laura :: Really? What's your account?
Me :: LiLxLiLzLiLxxLiL
Laura :: हे that's my फ्रेंड्स account!
Me :: Um... We share.
Laura :: आप know my friend that lives in Portugual?
Me :: Maybe...
Laura :: Stop lying.
Me :: Fine! I चुरा लिया it from my brother again! Just leave me alone! *pushes play button*
Laura on VCR :: हे Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you.
Me on VCR :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura on VCR :: I'm not! Just come on! *drags me to Emmett*
Emmett on VCR :: Hi. Do I know you?
Me on VCR :: No but I know you!
Laura on VCR :: We're just some obsessed stalkers that stalk आप wherever आप go.
Me on VCR :: I'm not a stalker!
Laura on VCR :: Fine. But आप are obsessed... with Emmett. *whispers* So I heard आप liked her? Is this true?
Emmett on VCR :: Um... no offense but eww. *walks away*
Me on VCR :: *hits Laura on the head* Thanks alot. Time for my new obsession... ALEC!!
*back to real-ish world*
Laura :: Oh... yeah. Now I remember.
Alec :: So it was you! *points at Laura* You're the one that made this girl go all obsessed!
Laura :: Well प्यार to stay but... DON'T KILL ME!! *runs away*
Jane :: *rolls eyes* Humans.
Me :: I know. Humans. *rolls eyes too*
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks आप why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks आप where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what आप will be doing in five मिनटों every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.