Warning: This is not a DxC Fanfic, this is a spoofity spoof.
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Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like आप to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are आप dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have आप been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
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Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like आप to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are आप dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have आप been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
Blake was tired of everyone calling him short. The only ones that he was OK with calling him short was JG and vanita. JG's nickname for Blake was munchfriend. at first, Blake hated it. but he admitted that it grew on him. bryana was always calling im short and making puns. finnaly Blake snaped big time! he went and told off everyone who called him short, या a midget, या shorty, या wee man (off of jackass). he told off everyone that was outside of JG's possy. the people that he REALLY took his time telling off was chris and bryana. he was now like a midget gangsta! he was mad but then as soon as he wasn't mad he turned back into himself again.