Warning: This is not a DxC Fanfic, this is a spoofity spoof.
Thak yewz
Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like आप to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are आप dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have आप been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
Thak yewz
Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like आप to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are आप dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have आप been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
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DPOV (Duncan)
" So, I Hope U Like Ur New Classmates, And Ur Names R On Ur Seats. I Was अगला To Courtney And Gwen. Greeat. " So Wheres The Teacher " Asked Bridgette " I Dunno, Makin Out With The Janitor Probably " कहा Roxas. There Was a Few Sniggers, Athena Burst Out Laughing " Sorry For The Wait" कहा The teacher, Wiping Of Some Lipstick. और Giggles Arose As He Buttoned Up His Shirt. " Mr.Manwhore, U Need Too Up Ur Fly ^.^ " कहा Athena Slyly " Manore, Anderson, Manore " "Manwhore :D " Sniggered Courtney, I Looked Over, Woah, Shes Really Sexy, I MEAN! No Duncan NO..... Yes Duncan YES! Im SO STUPID I LOVED COURTNEY AND THEN I BROKE HER दिल WITH MY STUPIDITY!!
>.< IM SO STUPID!! But I Cant Just Take Her Back...... या MAYBE I CAN ^.^ No .....
YEP! No..... ARGH
Most villain points आप can never guess लोल ok आप totally can Chris with 77 villain points!
Most hero points is Courtney with 39, hero points yeah season one got her far didn't it.
Runner up for most villain points is Duncan with 29.
Runner up for the most hero points is Chris with 27, Wow didn't expect that.