Song: link

The sun rises, and a whole bunch of characters arrive to see each other.

Kevin: We're back!
Tom: *Cheering with Master Sword, Orion, Snowflake, and Snow Wonder*
Sean: Who's hosting?
Carter: Yeah, who's hosting?
Wayne: Why I am. Wayne from The Nut House, serving as your host tonight. We're back after taking three weeks off, and it's wonderful to see आप all again. I have a good दिखाना for you. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

On The Block
Ponies On The Rails

8:30 PM

The Nut House - Back2Back

Wayne: What are आप waiting for man? Get the दिखाना started!

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: आप interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. आप know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and हटाइए right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the महीना this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his प्रिय टट्टू in the mane 6 is इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful दिन on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a बादल in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing अगला to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving आप a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: कहा Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, या are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did आप say about my brakes?! आप took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need आप to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: आप know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were आप even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some बिना सोचे समझे dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry आप guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are आप doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots और bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? आप know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If आप didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the अगला part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I प्यार this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the टिप्पणियाँ on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, या maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: येशु christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are आप really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, या mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If आप make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up अगला is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine दिन for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing अगला to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are आप going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: आप stood there like a statue for 30 मिनटों already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before आप hit the ball off the tee. If आप mess up your first shot, आप mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that आप only hit the ball once in a match of golf.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis

Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have दिया आप और time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: आप think?!

Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed द्वारा any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: हे yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell द्वारा your username.
1Indian1: No आप couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what आप do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure आप told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are आप deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what आप told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: हे listen, if आप guys let me win, I'll give आप all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! आप gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If आप demote me one और time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so आप can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for और players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my अगला rap. 24, 31, that's the पासवर्ड to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: आप do realize आप have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my अगला one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are आप retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up अगला is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't आप ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, आप nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the प्रॉप master mixed up the प्रॉप बंदूकों with real ones.
Louis: आप were told द्वारा us five times that it wasn't a prop, and आप f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: आप can't आग me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are आप going?
Roxy: आप just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill आप yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill आप as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no और actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* आप have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Brony Of The महीना for August 2015, and bloopers.

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: आप interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. आप know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what आप normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*

---

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I प्यार this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the टिप्पणियाँ on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

1Indian1: हे guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want आप नितंब, गधा destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chip: *Standing अगला to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are आप going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: आप stood there like a statue for 30 मिनटों already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Chip: *Standing अगला to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are आप going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: आप stood there like a statue for 30 मिनटों already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before आप hit the ball off the tee. If आप mess up your first shot, आप mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted द्वारा a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.

Sean: Okay, आप ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did आप say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Song: link

Wayne: *Listening to the music* Can we not do the same joke we did in the last episode? I know this is a different variation of the song we used earlier, but it's still the same song. Do a better job once we're finished with our अगला show?

Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when आप need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!
Pete: *Pulls Orion off tracks* What's the matter with you? Are आप trying to get killed?
Orion: No, I'm trying to get fired.
Pete: What?
Orion: आप always change up my job, and I'm tired of it.
Pete: Twelve सेकंड्स of talking to you, and I can't believe my ears.
Orion: I just want to do my job, but you're always making me do different things before I can even finish.
Pete: I'm sorry. Will आप try not to get yourself fired?
Orion: No. *runs away*
Pete: *Facehoof*

Orion went to the trainyard.

Wilson: हे Orion, what's up?
Orion: Where's Snowflake? Have आप seen her?
Wilson: She's in the signal box near the station.
Orion: Oh, right. Thanks. *Goes to signal box*
Stylo: *Driving train towards station*
Snowflake: *Switches track to station*
Orion: *Arrives* My good old, sister.
Snowflake: Hi Orion.
Orion: I really am glad to be your brother.
Snowflake: Well, that means a lot.
Orion: But आप know what I wanna do?
Snowflake: What?
Orion: Get fired.
Snowflake: Excuse me?
Orion: I've had it with Pete changing my orders all the time! At first, he wants me to push freight cars down the hump, then he wants me to drive a passenger train to Chicagoat!
Snowflake: So you're saying that आप want to get fired, just to prevent yourself from being busy?
Orion: No! I want him to wait until he gives me another job, before he switches it.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, tough shit.
Orion: Oh no it's not. *Switches points*

Stylo's train got derailed. Orion switched the points before the train got off, causing the wheels to come off the tracks.

After Orion derailed the train, Stylo came running into the signalbox.

Snowflake: Great, now he's going to think I caused the accident.
Orion: Why don't we explain the situation to him?
Snowflake: Yeah, आप tell him the truth, and I get fired.
Orion: Oh no, I'll get fired for you.
Stylo: *Arrives* Which one of आप nincompoops switched the track before I even cleared the line?
Orion: I cannot tell a lie, it is I.
Stylo: Do आप realize what could happen to you?
Orion: I want to get fired.
Stylo: *Scratching head* What?
Snowflake: It's a long story.
Stylo: Well we have a long day, let's hear it.
Orion: *runs away*
Stylo: What does he have planned?
Snowflake: I don't know, but I think I may have a plan for us.

Orion's plan was to पंच Pete in the face. That would give him a great chance to get fired.

However, Pete was दिखा रहा है the line to some inspectors on Archer Hill.

Pete: As आप can see, this पहाड़ी, हिल goes up for a very long time, and it's a very steep grade.
Inspector 1: Well in that case, we would like to see the trainstation now.
Pete: Alright. It's really great that आप guys are here. *Sticks out hoof*
Inspectors: *Doing nothing*
Pete: Aren't we forgetting something here?
Inspector 1: What might that be Mr. Reimer?
Pete: आप were complimented, and we're working on business here. आप have to shake my hoof.
Inspector 1: Uh, that's not really a good idea.
Inspector 2: We've heard that the mafia come around here, and try to steal from the trains.
Pete: Damnit, आप shake my hoof, and आप do it now!
Inspector 1: *Shakes hoof*

Soon, a bullet whizzed past, hitting the ground.

Inspectors: *Hiding behind locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots tree*
Pete: *Pulls out gun*
Gangster: *Shoots rail*
Pete: Well we could stay here, and fight. या we could go back to the station, and eat lunch.
Inspectors: LUNCH!
Pete: Yeah, I'm a little hungry myself. *walking to locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots ground*
Pete: *Climbs into locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots locomotive*
Pete: *Putting driving gloves on*
Gangster: *Shoots window*
Inspectors: *Flinch*
Pete: *Staying calm, and drives locomotive away from gangster*

Meanwhile, at the station

Orion: *Carrying boxes*
Hawkeye: *Walking past*
Orion: हे Pierce, can आप help me with something?
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I want आप to come with me, and help me get some of this stuff out of the boxes I'm carrying. On सेकंड though, carry one of the boxes for me.
Hawkeye: आप know what? As much as I'd like to pretend to be your slave, I can't. I have to go with Metal Gloss. We're going on a तारीख, दिनांक द्वारा Sherman Hill.
Orion: Okay, well, see आप later.
Hawkeye: आप got it.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* हे baby.
Hawkeye: आप took those words right out of my mouth. You're so beautiful.
Metal Gloss: *Hugs Hawkeye* Less talking, और romance.
Hawkeye: Romance is talking... Or, maybe it depends on what आप say.
Metal Gloss: *Laughs* Come on. Let's go.

So they both got in an inspection car, and went down the line.

Orion continued walking towards Sherman Hill, and found a piece of land high enough for what he was going to do.

Orion: *Sets boxes on floor* Time to set this thing up, but first. *Puts on bunny slipers, and dress* Now, I'll really get fired with this.

Speaking of Orion, the inspectors, and Pete were talking about him at the station.

Inspector: Are all your workers good?
Pete: Well, nearly all of them. One of them named Gordon, keeps causing havoc, and I suspend him from work a lot.
Inspector: आप oughta आग him.
Pete: I tried that once, but guess what happened.
Inspector: He destroyed something.
Pete: No. A movie company wanted to make a film about what we do around here, but they wouldn't film it without Gordon around, so I had to rehire him.
Inspector: Then, अगला time he does something wrong, आप must आग him.
Pete: With pleasure. Hm, that just reminded me of something. There's a टट्टू here that actually does want to get fired.
Inspector 2: And who might that be sir?
Pete: Orion Stardust.
Inspector: What does he do?
Pete: He works hard, and does his best. However, his assignments keep getting switched, and he wants to get fired on purpose because of this.
Inspector: Where is he now?
Pete: I don't know, probably sitting around somewhere.
Orion: *Finished building hang glider* Time to take flight! *Jumps off पहाड़ी, हिल in hang glider*

He flew above Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss

Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Kissing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Looks up at sky* Look!
Metal Gloss: *Sees टट्टू on hang glider* Who is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but it looks like a big white bird with fuzzy गुलाबी feet.
Metal Gloss: Nuh, uh.
Stylo: *Arrives* Pierce, did आप see a big white bird, with fuzzy गुलाबी feet?
Hawkeye: Yep. I told आप so Metal Gloss.
Orion: *Gliding in the sky*

Back at the station

Inspector: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Reimer.

The phone rings

Pete: *Answers phone* Hello, Cheyenne Train Station, Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce. We just saw Orion flying on a hang glider. It looked like he was wearing a white dress.
Pete: Oh christ. I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I just got a call near Sherman Hill.
Inspector: We better go with you.
Pete: Thanks, I'll need all the help I can get. *Runs out of station*

All three of them got in a truck, and drove down the line towards the hill.

Orion: Alright, I get it, I should've jumped off a bigger mountain.
Hawkeye: आप shouldn't have done that at all.
Orion: *Sees truck* Oh look, a truck. *Runs towards truck*
Pete: *Stops*
Inspector: *Sees Orion* Good god, आप weren't joking about this stallion. He really wants to get fired.
Pete: Orion, don't आप know better then to run in front of a truck when it's moving?
Orion: No. May I be fired now?
Pete: Absolutely not, you're going to work in the train yard for the rest of the day.
Orion: *Sighs* Great.
Hawkeye: All's well that ends well.

The End

On The अगला Episode Of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon goes to Portland.

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they हटाइए forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: What on earth is going on? I told आप not to repeat the same thing we did in the last episode, and even though आप found a different song, you're actually repeating the same joke we did in the पूर्व episode. I'm speechless. Do आप not listen? आप better do a better job when we come back at 8:30.