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Hi! :)
Here are the चोटी, शीर्ष ten to impress the guy आप like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what आप want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its और important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my फ्रेंड्स heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she कहा thanks...
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Ok so me and my friend प्यार the mall but what makes it और fun are the following

-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something

Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if आप can try the harmomonica या the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a सवाल on this spot that asked "If आप saw Justin Bieber standing on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump, would आप cry या scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do आप people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone आप know या care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created द्वारा augustemily1997

Created द्वारा augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
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REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did आप know that every night before आप go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to किस you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If आप repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with आप will approach आप within one महीना and ask आप out या grab आप and किस you. but if आप break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did आप here about the blonde who shot an ऐरो into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do आप do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट when the sign कहा "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when आप ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know आप could play Twister all द्वारा yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know आप could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: आप spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he या she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that आप can see that आप di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the अगला stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the अगला stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is द्वारा far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic सवालों being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some जवाब that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can आप send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi समुद्र तट on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was पढ़ना the Wal-Mart लेख and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the टिप्पणियाँ section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's दिन time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get घर so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it घर in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests आप could try

1: Ask really stupid सवालों like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so आप can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them आप know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask आप for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as आप can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim आप are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe आप but DONT give up, see how far आप can get ( WARNING, may result in आप being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when आप are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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