Eight Belles Tribute: The Race of Her Life

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

DO आप wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater प्रशंसक then आप might not wanna read this but if आप do and it affends आप then leave a टिप्पणी दे and i can tell आप in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned आप so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went घर and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad कहा it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to बिस्तर to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she चुरा लिया free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd आप let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im लॉस्ट so howww
Did this happen?
And आप sit back just laughin
My दिल left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres और to life than just a dream.
If आप don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt और than you'd think.

Are आप buying my trust?...

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, वीडियो and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i प्यार my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones आप see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they प्यार their haters, and sometimes I think "if आप प्यार your haters, then why do आप hate back?" seriously....

1. Dial a बिना सोचे समझे number and confuse the person who जवाब द्वारा saying things like;
"Why did आप call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up बिना सोचे समझे statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a बिना सोचे समझे लेख like this.

4. At walmart या somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, या a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...