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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your रिपोर्ट cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good रिपोर्ट card. (Sugar sees her रिपोर्ट card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and तारीख, दिनांक for your Student of the साल award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my रिपोर्ट card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my रिपोर्ट card, again. But I can swap my रिपोर्ट card with Ella's. I could just पार करना, क्रॉस out and switch our names on our रिपोर्ट cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her रिपोर्ट card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your रिपोर्ट cards signed द्वारा your parents. Goodbye.
(One घंटा Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did आप get your रिपोर्ट card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's रिपोर्ट card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my रिपोर्ट card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her रिपोर्ट card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best रिपोर्ट cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her रिपोर्ट card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a रिपोर्ट card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure आप Ella did not got a 0.0 on her रिपोर्ट card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's रिपोर्ट card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real रिपोर्ट card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank आप so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your रिपोर्ट card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's रिपोर्ट card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. आप actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake रिपोर्ट card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration रात का खाना with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are आप all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped रिपोर्ट cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real रिपोर्ट card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe आप swapped रिपोर्ट cards and got a 0.0 on your real रिपोर्ट card! I just spent $1000 dollars for आप at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! आप are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: Ella has been the sweetest एंजल in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: This has been the worst साल that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority या instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate वीडियो on the computers. I recommend either Special दिन Class या Sugar repeating the same grade अगला year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your रिपोर्ट cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good रिपोर्ट card. (Sugar sees her रिपोर्ट card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and तारीख, दिनांक for your Student of the साल award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my रिपोर्ट card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my रिपोर्ट card, again. But I can swap my रिपोर्ट card with Ella's. I could just पार करना, क्रॉस out and switch our names on our रिपोर्ट cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her रिपोर्ट card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your रिपोर्ट cards signed द्वारा your parents. Goodbye.
(One घंटा Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did आप get your रिपोर्ट card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's रिपोर्ट card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my रिपोर्ट card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her रिपोर्ट card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best रिपोर्ट cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her रिपोर्ट card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a रिपोर्ट card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure आप Ella did not got a 0.0 on her रिपोर्ट card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's रिपोर्ट card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real रिपोर्ट card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank आप so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your रिपोर्ट card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's रिपोर्ट card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. आप actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake रिपोर्ट card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration रात का खाना with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are आप all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped रिपोर्ट cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real रिपोर्ट card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe आप swapped रिपोर्ट cards and got a 0.0 on your real रिपोर्ट card! I just spent $1000 dollars for आप at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! आप are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: Ella has been the sweetest एंजल in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: This has been the worst साल that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority या instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate वीडियो on the computers. I recommend either Special दिन Class या Sugar repeating the same grade अगला year.
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