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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your रिपोर्ट cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good रिपोर्ट card. (Sugar sees her रिपोर्ट card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and तारीख, दिनांक for your Student of the साल award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my रिपोर्ट card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my रिपोर्ट card, again. But I can swap my रिपोर्ट card with Ella's. I could just पार करना, क्रॉस out and switch our names on our रिपोर्ट cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her रिपोर्ट card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your रिपोर्ट cards signed द्वारा your parents. Goodbye.
(One घंटा Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did आप get your रिपोर्ट card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's रिपोर्ट card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my रिपोर्ट card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her रिपोर्ट card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best रिपोर्ट cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her रिपोर्ट card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a रिपोर्ट card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure आप Ella did not got a 0.0 on her रिपोर्ट card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's रिपोर्ट card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real रिपोर्ट card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank आप so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your रिपोर्ट card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's रिपोर्ट card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. आप actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake रिपोर्ट card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration रात का खाना with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are आप all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped रिपोर्ट cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real रिपोर्ट card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe आप swapped रिपोर्ट cards and got a 0.0 on your real रिपोर्ट card! I just spent $1000 dollars for आप at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! आप are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: Ella has been the sweetest एंजल in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: This has been the worst साल that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority या instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate वीडियो on the computers. I recommend either Special दिन Class या Sugar repeating the same grade अगला year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your रिपोर्ट cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good रिपोर्ट card. (Sugar sees her रिपोर्ट card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and तारीख, दिनांक for your Student of the साल award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my रिपोर्ट card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my रिपोर्ट card, again. But I can swap my रिपोर्ट card with Ella's. I could just पार करना, क्रॉस out and switch our names on our रिपोर्ट cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her रिपोर्ट card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your रिपोर्ट cards signed द्वारा your parents. Goodbye.
(One घंटा Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did आप get your रिपोर्ट card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's रिपोर्ट card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my रिपोर्ट card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her रिपोर्ट card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best रिपोर्ट cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her रिपोर्ट card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a रिपोर्ट card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure आप Ella did not got a 0.0 on her रिपोर्ट card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's रिपोर्ट card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real रिपोर्ट card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank आप so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your रिपोर्ट card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's रिपोर्ट card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. आप actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake रिपोर्ट card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration रात का खाना with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are आप all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped रिपोर्ट cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real रिपोर्ट card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe आप swapped रिपोर्ट cards and got a 0.0 on your real रिपोर्ट card! I just spent $1000 dollars for आप at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! आप are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: Ella has been the sweetest एंजल in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real रिपोर्ट card टिप्पणियाँ read: This has been the worst साल that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority या instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate वीडियो on the computers. I recommend either Special दिन Class या Sugar repeating the same grade अगला year.
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming या seem polite. या he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, या worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear और of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? या simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a मिनट then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no फ्रेंड्स या anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my पासवर्ड for फैन्पॉप and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the टिप्पणियाँ and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.
that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.