1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants आप to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her फ्रेंड्स while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever आप want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if आप find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with आप whether she wants to या not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if आप have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants आप to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her फ्रेंड्स while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever आप want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if आप find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with आप whether she wants to या not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if आप have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
So open up your iTunes या संगीत player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl आप like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. दिन song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. प्यार song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl आप like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. दिन song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. प्यार song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do आप think Eggs are disgusting?
Are कुत्ता cute?
Do आप fish?
Are आप at the age where आप can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do आप have a boyfriend या girlfriend?
Do आप know who Hayley Steele is?
Have आप ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do आप have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
चाय is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt चॉकलेट in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
चॉकलेट Pie is Gross?
Do आप have a cat?
Do आप have a dog?
Have आप ever had a baby?
Are आप father या a mother या nothing?
Do आप write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If आप had a catch phrase what would it be?
प्रिय singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot या what?
Yes या No?
Black या White?
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Do आप think Eggs are disgusting?
Are कुत्ता cute?
Do आप fish?
Are आप at the age where आप can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do आप have a boyfriend या girlfriend?
Do आप know who Hayley Steele is?
Have आप ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do आप have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
चाय is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt चॉकलेट in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
चॉकलेट Pie is Gross?
Do आप have a cat?
Do आप have a dog?
Have आप ever had a baby?
Are आप father या a mother या nothing?
Do आप write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If आप had a catch phrase what would it be?
प्रिय singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot या what?
Yes या No?
Black या White?
How to post जवाब with सवालों Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)