बिना सोचे समझे Article: 20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants आप to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her फ्रेंड्स while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever आप want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if आप find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with आप whether she wants to या not.

Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if आप have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.

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taytrain97 SONG TIIIIME! [i]Nice guys finish last, it's why I'll treat you like trash, it's not what I really wanna do, but you only date bad guys, so I'll give it one last try to treat you the way you want me to~[/i] This list automatically reminded me of that song, heh. Awesome list, though, it's true.

partypony Whoever does even one of these things is definitely a douchebag. If someone does this to me, I'd kick him where it hurts

और yo mama jokes

posted by Heidihi2

Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty आप can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

Unity of the Universe

posted by hgfan5602

Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...

what some kid did to me

posted by shutyourface

yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? या i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened द्वारा the way it is how some people act) he कहा something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are आप sure आप don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a प्रशंसक of me and my article

Let's put on a play! part 2 ~ The script

posted by keEeEeToOo

Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did आप press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!

Poor Guy (joke) recommended for +15

posted by nessienjake

It was on my ई मेल and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and बंदूकों and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of बिस्तर and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the बिस्तर he gets on चोटी, शीर्ष of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...

My Essay.

posted by KissKissHannah

So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from युरोप to Asia. He also went to Greenland to खोजिए for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.

Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. पुस्तकें I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.

Drafted

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, सेकंड्स before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk द्वारा the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...

Memes

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pepe

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Larry David Stand-Up Monologue (SNL)

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video

Atatürk pavilion ⛅️

posted by Nuri__

From the gate entrance.

In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.

Let's start from the outside first.

Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.