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Get to know a फ्रेंड्स bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" या "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the बैटमैन theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do आप think ?


When आप break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses आप - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want आप to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants आप to read it ]
When she walks away from आप mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ किस her ]
When she pushes आप या hit's आप - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at आप - [ किस her and tell her आप प्यार her ]
When she ignore's आप - [ Give her your...