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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open द्वारा themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call आप Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until आप hear the penny आप dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious द्वारा now"

"Do what आप want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want आप to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, आप moron."

"You're...so manly "means" आप need a shave and आप sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all आप ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do आप mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 मिनटों later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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I प्यार skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the स्कर्ट that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a स्कर्ट या a dress it is considered wierd या stupid. But is it? A मतदान i took on this club of 20 people, 75% कहा yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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Is it possible to प्यार someone that doesn’t really exist? Think about it. We do it all the time. A boy in high school sees a pretty girl on the other side of the classroom and imagines taking her to a rock concert. A girl dreams of a romantic picnic with the cute guy that just moved in across the street. These people might exist, but the way we visualize them is almost certainly wrong. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Then, if we finally get to know these people that we’ve fantasized about, we’re crushed to learn that they are not who we thought they were. Why? Because, quite frankly,...
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