Relatable

Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do आप think are greater,the advantages या disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(

THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*

So, it's been five years since आप passed. I wanted to take a few मिनटों to remind people of how wonderful आप were and how much आप impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your प्यार प्रॉप्स on my दीवार and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do आप remember when आप told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that आप calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had और time to be फ्रेंड्स and hang out together. I really do. आप were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to आप and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank आप so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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I noticed some very sad things if आप replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's कड़वा line "teach me and your just run away again या something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole साल when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill या capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man द्वारा this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If आप have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..