1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our प्यार आप lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
