1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN कैप्स LOCK OVERUSE कैप्स LOCK! WHEN आप REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL कैप्स THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky कैप्स Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks आप what आप mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say...
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