1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim आप are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe आप but DONT give up, see how far आप can get ( WARNING, may result in आप being arrested)
2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when आप are the only one laughing.
I never thought I would be doing a सूची like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this सूची with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please टिप्पणी दे but be polite. Also, always टिप्पणी दे because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...