Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.people excpect आप to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your फ्रेंड्स get jelious when आप hang with other people.
3.more people then आप think hate आप and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean लोकप्रिय person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about आप behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put आप with your फ्रेंड्स because आप talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but और then 90% of them are just hanging out with आप because your popular.
8.If your a लोकप्रिय girl and आप have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling आप a slut.
9.If your a लोकप्रिय boy and आप have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if आप had a good friend and then आप became लोकप्रिय they might stop hanging out with आप because they think there not good enough.
2.Your फ्रेंड्स get jelious when आप hang with other people.
3.more people then आप think hate आप and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean लोकप्रिय person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about आप behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put आप with your फ्रेंड्स because आप talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but और then 90% of them are just hanging out with आप because your popular.
8.If your a लोकप्रिय girl and आप have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling आप a slut.
9.If your a लोकप्रिय boy and आप have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if आप had a good friend and then आप became लोकप्रिय they might stop hanging out with आप because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, या being a creep, आप will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks आप can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their खाना (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said