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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an घंटा with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This प्रशंसक story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and कहा "How's it going?"

She कहा "Bad and I won't tell आप why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow कहा "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically कहा "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon कहा "Sister...
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I'm लेखन this लेख because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner या later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell आप my प्रिय yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a बिना सोचे समझे emoji द्वारा dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The बिना सोचे समझे emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her प्यार handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are और chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the खाना they eat.

7-The hair of polar भालू is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A घोंघा, घोंघे can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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