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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured द्वारा the guards and saved द्वारा a goat. Seriously? A goat is और useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed द्वारा Frollo. So far she's been saved द्वारा Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, बिना सोचे समझे towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved द्वारा a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids प्यार a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the डिज़्नी gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when आप can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well आप can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused द्वारा him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other पिल्लें got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah आप all know that आप can't have a damsel in distress सूची without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked द्वारा the लॉस्ट boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at आप would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The अगला time was that she was attacked द्वारा the मत्स्य कन्याओं and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured द्वारा Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life या the lives of her brothers या friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five साल old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the मत्स्य कन्याओं I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess आड़ू, पीच look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused द्वारा her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground द्वारा a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered द्वारा a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied द्वारा a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved द्वारा a माउस and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved द्वारा a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused द्वारा him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like सुपरमैन and Batman. He's been saved द्वारा pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the दिखाना and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven और pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a साल old, actually saved him. He even got saved द्वारा Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the चोटी, शीर्ष 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress और than any of the डिज़्नी princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked द्वारा a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured द्वारा frog hunters, he gets out thanks to रे and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured द्वारा the shadows, then captured द्वारा the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured द्वारा Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the डिज़्नी princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved द्वारा a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a आग fly. That's even worse than being saved द्वारा a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know आप can't have a सूची about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is और of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this सूची they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the प्यार interest and person who constantly has to be saved द्वारा the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the सुपरमैन दिखाना they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even कहा to सुपरमैन "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing या two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, और so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate या dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is हटाइए and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once या twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should आग Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked तिल चूहा is actually और useful than him. He never saves the दिन and is as useful as a नींबू with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. बैटमैन should probably आग Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin चीपमक, चिपमंक is और heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the दिन and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest डिज़्नी damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this सूची look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all आप have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few मिनटों of the movie and is saved द्वारा a boy who was singing. That's right, all आप have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that आप just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her प्यार interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up द्वारा tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even और of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her प्यार interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
posted by neonstars
Are आप a scientist Cause I'd Like to do आप on a तालिका, टेबल , Periodically(:

If आप where a त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

हे baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for आप and I can't get up (:

गुलाब are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

आप remind me of my अगला boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If आप were a snack pack id eat आप without a spoon.

आप smell like a flower. Can I plant आप in my garden?

Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight, या should I walk द्वारा again?
This is important to horror प्रशंसकों and collectors alike because as Child's Play series प्रशंसकों we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for प्रशंसकों of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years पूर्व at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the रसोई, रसोईघर and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian स्पघेटी, स्पेगेटी and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some फ्रेंड्स and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her पुस्तकें inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep आप out या something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged आगे in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead या alive
Wanted
Dead या alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes आप tell the day
By the bottle that आप drink
And times when you're alone
When all आप do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead या alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead या alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino, चिनो danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if आप have a good time
It's alright (alright) if आप want to पार करना, क्रॉस that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a आग burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll प्यार and leave आप fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making प्यार on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if आप can hold on
I'm gonna take आप all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and आप got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but आप act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning आप on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak आप out
But I
I think I might of कहा too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of कहा it’s आप and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do आप प्यार someone without getting hurt
How do आप प्यार someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do आप love, how do आप प्यार someone
How do आप love, how do आप प्यार someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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आप told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t आप bother what I do
No matter what आप say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your प्यार was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t आप judge द्वारा the cover it’s so far from what आप see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on आप to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give आप something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m अभिनय out

Set me free, I’m ready to दिखाना you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a दिखाना what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m अभिनय out

Welcome to a new...
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to दिखाना the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, हे boy
Gotta make आप mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, हे boy
You’re really laid back and आप play it smooth
Hey boy, हे boy
I see the way आप हटाइए from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish आप knew, what आप do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an सेब to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit द्वारा a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world
Writing names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Writing...
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The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A भेड़िया named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do आप want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." उत्तरों Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are आप doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause आप know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause आप know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In आप I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving प्यार in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in आप and the things आप doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail या bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat अगला to her चिहुआहुआ and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the शावर, शॉवर and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has लॉस्ट her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post अपडेट्स if आप want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car आगे saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If आप are hung like a horse, आप don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.