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posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of आप don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy कहा she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge टिकिया, मफिन on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do आप have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she कहा happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, आप know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now आप take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy कहा as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.

When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down द्वारा metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are आप talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If आप don't then the princess will-” he was cut off द्वारा Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and बोन्स of every kind. The head of क्वीन chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right अगला to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher चाकू and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think यूनिकॉर्न can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she कहा casually as she sawed. After a few सेकंड्स the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. अगला she sawed off Shining armors horn. अगला she got the butcher चाकू and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down अगला to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she कहा as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. अगला she took the butcher चाकू and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty चाकू and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.

When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty चाकू that was used to cut out their tongues. अगला she gouged the चाकू into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. अगला she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so आप can stay awake for the harvest. आप won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few मिनटों of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one द्वारा one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
 Cadence
Cadence
 Shining armor
Shining armor
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: गूगल
posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - या Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening या something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, और commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people आप can get to शामिल होइए in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department द्वारा sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on चोटी, शीर्ष of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an लेख of it since I seem to be making the same टिप्पणी दे over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an लेख to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my टिप्पणी दे on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this प्रशंसक club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of आप know I made a सूची of 20 प्रिय animated heroes, which फैन्पॉप actually advertised on the फैन्पॉप page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous या something. Anyway just like with my प्रिय animated heroines सूची I'm going to be making a सूची of the worst animated heroes. I just प्यार to do these hate लेखाए just as much as my प्रिय ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just और fun because आप get to make और jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a टिप्पणी दे and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are आप doing?", say, "What are आप doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the सोफ़ा, सोफे until आप give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. क्वीन Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R एल Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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added by adultswimperson
Source: गूगल
The List

1. Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can आप fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last साल met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a गगनचुंबी इमारत it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued द्वारा the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most लोकप्रिय domestic trip activity द्वारा American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started लेखन it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if आप don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest आप don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your फ्रेंड्स and either forget all about us या tell a story about the hideous freak आप met tonight. आप don’t know me, if आप did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have फ्रेंड्स - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to प्यार Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to प्यार every day.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are आप talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, आप have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" द्वारा comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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